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Jun. 7th, 2013 03:50 am
allamericanreject: Unsure. Pixiv ID supposedly 437195 (:Dfais)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
I'm going to miss school when we go home. I mean not that i like studying all the time, i dig the break and all.

but like.

i'm going to miss people. So who's gonna miss me? we should all like have a meet up us friends and stuff, and maybe like do some sports or some shit while we're out of school! hell, who wants to come over to my house and play videogames over summer holidays? :) i have all the muggle things.

all of them.

and they are all super duper cool guys so if you arent muggleborn you would TOTES dig my room!

hmm maybe this is a bit too soon to be talkin about. I dunno I was thinking a lot today while I was doing some reading because the reading was boring and all. I mean even though exams are over with and stuff there is still the quidditch final which i'm totally gonna be the awesome HERO MASTER OF AWESOMENESS REPRESENTING MY TEAM for. :)

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May. 20th, 2013 05:59 pm
rule_britannia: (Smile ☂ I'm listening)
[personal profile] rule_britannia
The number of wild-eyed fifth years I've seen today is beginning to border on amusing. I'm sure I don't remember this much panic during OWLs last year.

That said, I have some free time to help anyone in dire need of Potions or Astronomy practice before next Monday's exams. Since I'm considering going into teaching now is as good a time as any to begin.


[Private to Alfred Jones]
And my constant comments as to your hard-headedness prove true. That was quite a knock you took.

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Mar. 22nd, 2013 05:17 am
allamericanreject: (wut)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
has anyone seen my cat???

I didnt send him with any mail, he's rubbish for that sorta thing. but I havent seen him around Gryffindor tower. so if anyone happens to see a great big fluffy maine coon thats kinda creamy tan and brown with funny eye markings please let me know?

ugh i sure hope he hasnt tried to go home. he always gets lost.




((OoC: This is open to anyone to find Alfred's cat if they like~ :3 I'd say first come first serve on that, and you aren't obligated to post that you found the fuzzybutt. It's up to you guys!))
mo_cara: (Default)
[personal profile] mo_cara
So WhEn AlL dOeS eVeRyOnE tHiNk Is ThE rIgHt TiMe AnD wAy To GeT iT oN wItH yOuR bAbY?
ThIs AiN't AsKiNg FoR aDvIcE, 'cAuSe I aLrEaDy GoT sOmE tHiNkS oF mY oWn AbOuT tHaT, i WaS jUsT cUrIoUs.



[Some time later, when he remembers, he adds in the brief addition]

AlSo, If YoU aIn'T oLd EnOuGh To GeT iT oN, DoN't ReAd ThIs Or AnSwEr, cAuSe I fOrGoT hOw To MaKe It So OnLy SoMe PeOpLe In SoMe YeArS cAn SeE.

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Jan. 29th, 2013 01:02 pm
allamericanreject: (panic)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
Okay wow who were the smartasses who were trying to get love potions or instructions or ask if we're making them or w/e from professor rhydderch oh my GOD that's like such a long assignment!

I mean its not that hard to fall in love, and it just takes some effort gettin the person you like to turn to your way of thinkin and its more fulfilling that way isn't it? Or am I just thinkin about it differently? maybe it's just a wizard thing

[Okay he really worked to cross that out. You'll have to be awesome at deducing SCRIBBLEOUTS to know what the hell he even said.]
preanimator: (suspicious)
[personal profile] preanimator
I'll never understand why everyone makes such a fuss of the Yule Ball. I fail to see the point of making everyone dress up just so that they can dance while other people stare at them. The royalty nonsense is just a big popularity contest, it doesn't have anything at all to do with merit, as many of the nominees so clearly illustrate. I, for one, am abstaining from all that rubbish and choosing to do more useful things with my time.

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Dec. 17th, 2012 03:15 am
allamericanreject: (brilliant!)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
Ohh man so how about those nominees for the Yule Ball?? i mean im pretty stoked to hear some of those choices! obvs. ;)

[Can't stop won't stop drawing smileyfaces. He's such a Muggle-born, silly lamb.]

I'm curious who everyone's for though. Or is that supposed to be like some huuuuge mondo secret thing? haha i bet some of the people aren't happy knowing. =P but to anyone who doesnt think their Yule Ball king/prince or queen/princess material i'd have to disagree. I think your all perfectly great choices! Even the little kiddies!
j/k don't kick me Thor.

[That strikeout's so legible it hurts.]

Filtered to Arthur )
mightyandtall: (002 | Oh you're so naive)
[personal profile] mightyandtall
DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

Third Petal

Nov. 9th, 2012 06:56 pm
drivensnow: (This is my happy face)
[personal profile] drivensnow
I must apologize for the delay in addressing the Halloween incident. You can rest easy knowing that I've been hard at work on the matter ever since it happened, contacting the Ministry and coming to the best course of action.

The Ministry and I believe that a powerful, dark magical object was brought into the school as a prank intended to make the ministry look like a fool for disregarding the incident at camp. The situation got out of hand, as you are all well aware of. As such, the Ministry has decided that in the next couple of weeks, security in the castle is going to be tightened considerably. Random trunk checks will be conducted and anyone leaving or entering the castle will be searched thoroughly, as will mail.

Finally, I will be questioning everyone personally. I will find out who did this, and I will make sure they are punished accordingly, expulsion being the minimum.

If you have any questions or information regarding the incident, you can ask here. If you have information, see me in my office immediately.

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Oct. 22nd, 2012 06:20 pm
brothor: (You're finally free)
[personal profile] brothor
I HAVE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE BRUISE ON MY CHEST. IT IS A CIRCLE. A PERFECT CIRCLE.

GOOD AIM, FLEMING. MOST IMPRESSIVE!
NO HARD FEELINGS SERKET.

SLYTHERIN, CONGRATULATIONS. GRYFFINDOR, I STILL LOVE YOU.

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Oct. 22nd, 2012 08:19 am
rule_britannia: (Happy ☂ Confident)
[personal profile] rule_britannia
And to all naysayers, I say... stick that in your pipe and sodding smoke it.

Somebody pinch me.

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Oct. 22nd, 2012 03:17 am
i_bullieve_i_can_fly: (And take these chances and turn it aroun)
[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly
uH, cAN i JUST TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO, SAY THAT i AM VERY SORRY,
fOR THAT GAME,
iT WAS MOST DEFINITELY VERY AWFUL, AND i KEPT, dROPPING THE QUAFFLE,
aLL OF THE TIME,
i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
cONSIDERING i PRACTICED SO MUCH, sO THAT i COULD IMPRESS EVERYONE,
bUT i JUST GOT SO NERVOUS, i GUESS,
aND IT MADE ME LOOK LIKE i DID THE OPPOSITE OF PRACTICING,
eVEN THOUGH i TRIED REALLY HARD,
mAYBE i SHOULD JUST QUIT THE TEAM, aND SAVE EVERYONE THE, uH, EMBARRASSMENT OF, hAVING ME,
oN IT,
bECAUSE THAT WAS MOST DEFINITELY, a HUGE EMBARRASSMENT,

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Oct. 10th, 2012 01:24 am
hethrewabombatme: (Thinking ♚ Working from a formula)
[personal profile] hethrewabombatme
It's disappointing that I wasn't able to find everything I wanted in Hogsmeade. Only to be expected though, and I have everything that I need...

Would anyone like to volunteer their time to help me with a little experiment?

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Oct. 7th, 2012 10:25 pm
allamericanreject: (poutbubble)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
So like. i think i've decided I'm pretty bad at dealing with people forever. especially girls. I mean seriously, I like girls and all, they're wonderful and sweet and beautiful to look at both inside and out.
but i just dont think im any good at/with/for girls.
hm.
any girls got advice for like.
fixing friendships?
or guys too. that'll work.
Seriously. im startin to get annoyed now. but I shouldnt be mad right?

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Oct. 7th, 2012 02:52 am
cantfightthisfire: (68)
[personal profile] cantfightthisfire
Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Dickery: The only place where people get butthurt over magic 8 balls.

Get over yourselves, you dumbasses.
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[personal profile] nobodyscrumpet
While I'm sure nobody will care. I'm just letting everyone know that I wont be going to Hogsmead this weekend. 

I'm really in no mood for frivolous traipsing about in the local town to be quiet honest. And I will very much enjoy the silence of the tower being quiet.

It will let me catch up on my writing. It's not like I wanted to go out anyway.

[She is sulking because Arthur didn't tell her that he is dating now.]

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Sep. 28th, 2012 01:33 pm
allamericanreject: (grinning)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
Hey everyone! guess what?? i have pretty bitchin news!

so

i have a boyfriend and thats pretty swell because he's the best guy ever. Im really happy and stuff and I wanted to tell everyone because its not something i think i should hide!

[Anymore. And it isn't as if he was doing a good job.]

also if anyone picks on Arthur Kirkland i'm going to punch them in the nose just sayin so dont pretend i didnt warn you! :)

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Sep. 21st, 2012 05:16 pm
rule_britannia: (Surprise ☂ Shocked)
[personal profile] rule_britannia
Oh God.

Why did I try out for the Quidditch team.
What genius persuaded me that would be a good idea.
You know who you are yes I'm looking at all of you.

Especially you professor.
I'm not naming names, you know which one you are.

And now I'm actually on the team and it's just hit me and

God.




I'm going to need a new broom.
Unless someone knows how to get rid of a particularly clingy Hurling Hex.
Actually I'd really appreciate it if someone did because I can't afford another bloody broom.

clockspinner: (Default)
[personal profile] clockspinner
okay guys i know that most of you are unfamiliar with this muggle thing called the internet
but its a school of hard knocks where i got most of my learnings
and im here to tell yall of the number one rule of the intertubes


flashy images beneath the cut )

that is all
allamericanreject: (angryflush)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
So am i the only one that thinks this inquisitor is a sack of dicks? Seriously the camp was not normal. I didnt feel okay there and i know a few others didnt either. So what's the deal? Whats everyone trying to hide? I swear, UGH! Maybe I dont want to be an auror anymore if i have to work for douchecanoes like this!

Got to be pretty low to tell kids theyre lying and that this was their fault. What about the ones that were hurt, was it their fault? Fuck no.

[Aaaand filtered to Arthur.]

doesnt it bother you? Hes lying about us and the way we acted and got mad. and about you and going off. Why dont you say something it isnt even fair and you dont deserve it because what you did wasnt the you i know. You arent like that and he's smearing you and it PISSES ME OFF.

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