Oi, listen up you lot! I'm your new librarian, and the name's Donna Noble. Well, I guess I should say your new temporary librarian. The old one is taking a vacation and nobody's sure when she'll be back, and I needed a job so I'm filling in.
I want to start by saying that I'm not as much of a hardass as your last one (sorry dear, I know you're probably gonna be reading this when you ever come back. No offense.), but that does not mean I won't hesitate to punish you if you damage a book.
So that means I don't want any stains, rips, dog ears or nothing. If I see anything like that, I'll have your head. If only because I know that when the old bat (again, sorry love,) comes back, she'll have my head if I slacked off.
What I'm trying to say is, you respect me and my new domain and we'll get along splendid, yea? I can and will ban anyone from the library who mouths of, got it? And just because I'm only a librarian don't mean I can't take away points either, keep that in mind. And I can give'em too, so I expect all of you to be sucking up already. I really like sugar quills, by the way.