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May. 24th, 2012 05:47 am
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HEY, MAKA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S MY TURN WITH OUR EGG?
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING IT ALL WEEK WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RAISING THIS LITTLE SHIT TOGETHER.
WHAT PART OF PARTNER PROJECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I have a very exciting homework assignment for all my wonderful divination students~

Let's say it's due a week from today, though I suggest you get started sooner rather than later before you start stinking up your dorm rooms.

We're going to be studying an ancient Roman tradition of divination, where the wizards of that time period would cut open birds and look at their organs to tell the future. I gathered up three different kinds of birds - chickens, doves, and pheasants - so feel free to pick your favorite. If you haven't already learned how to use Diffindo on organic matter properly just yet, you can either see me and I'll tutor you, or you can ask me for a scalpel instead. And you're going to be writing me a half a page on what secrets of the future you learn from these entrails, so don't think you can get away with making yourself dinner.

So come get your supplies and get to work!

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Apr. 20th, 2012 04:29 pm
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I wonder how long this has been sitting in my trunk? I guess it's been a while, Soul had to remind me that we have these in the first place...but it seems kind of pointless to me. What do you even do with it all day? Complain about homework? It's not that hard to write an essay on werewolves, geez.
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Goood morning students~ I would just like to take this opportunity to say hello, I’m Professor Stein and I’m going to be your new Divination teacher when you all return from break. I realize it’s an elective, and a useless-sounding one at that, but it’s going to be a very interesting class, I’m sure, and I’d love to have a feeew more students sign up for it. [Because hey, the more students you have signed up for your useless class, the more you get paid]

I don’t want to threaten anyone, but other classes at that time slot are going to be much more difficult. This will be an excellent chance for everyone to relax, drink some tea, and make predictions about your friends’ no doubt very painful deaths.

Think about it~

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