fuckmackandme: (08)
[personal profile] fuckmackandme
you know, i was thinking.
we all get on the hogwarts express in london, right?
but the train goes pretty far up north.
like, we're probably in scotland!
so when school's out, isn't it really inconvenient for everyone that lives up north to go down to london and then back north?
i mean, it's a pretty good prank, but not very nice as a every year thing.
i wonder if that's how it started.
a prank that goes on forever.
like that song!

3rd ♋

Feb. 18th, 2013 01:10 pm
candycrabapple: (Oh piss off to you)
[personal profile] candycrabapple
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS SCHOOL?

WELL NOTHING, ULTIMATELY THIS PLACE IS A FESTERING VOID OF TEEN DRAMA AND BULLSHIT, SO IF I WAS BEING HONEST, I'D ONLY ACTUALLY LIKE THE CURRICULUM, BUT EVEN THEN THE LEVEL OF HOMEWORK PISSES ME OFF.

NO, NO. WHAT I *LOVE* ABOUT THIS SCHOOL, IS THAT IT MANAGES TO MAKE A COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITFEST OUT OF ONE OF THE MORE ENJOYABLE HOLIDAYS OF THE YEAR.
IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO WANT ONE HOLIDAY WHERE SOMETHING DOESN'T GO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY TITS UP, WITH SNAKE EGGS THAT CAN OOZE LOVE POTION PHEROMONES ON NEARLY EVERYONE IN SCHOOL? BECAUSE I'M REALLY STARTING TO THINK I'M GETTING MY HOPES FAR TO UP FOR THIS CRAP AND ONCE AGAIN THEY COME SPIRALLING DOWN INTO EITHER NAUSEATING DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION TO SOME MATCH UPS THAT ARE TOO HORRIFYING TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE WHEN IS I WAS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND HIGH.

NOTE TO TEACHERS: THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS PLACE, NEXT HOLIDAY I'M JUST NOT LEAVING MY BED, I'LL JUST SLEEP THE DAY AWAY.



01 Tick

Jan. 22nd, 2013 08:13 pm
strideallknight: (What the fuck even?)
[personal profile] strideallknight
fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse
mo_cara: (sad)
[personal profile] mo_cara
So ChRiStMaS wAs PrEtTy SwEeT, sAw My BrOs, GoT sOmE fInE MoThErFuCkIn SwAg, HaD mY bAbY oVeR.
i PrEtTy MuCh ThOuGhT lIfE wErEn'T gOnNa GeT mUcH bEtTeR.
then it all kinda turned to shit.
:o(

2nd ♋

Jan. 4th, 2013 09:40 am
candycrabapple: (SH Looking at)
[personal profile] candycrabapple
WELL I'M GETTING THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST BECAUSE IT'S THE NOT IMPORTANT PART OF THIS WHOLE ENTRY.

IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING NO ONE DIED OR WAS HORRIBLE INJURED OVER THE WINTER BREAK, EVEN THOUGH A FEW OF YOU DESERVED IT DUE TO OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY ON A SCALE THAT NOT EVEN THE DINOSAURS COULD COMPREHEND.

NOW, CAN WE GET TO THE POINT NOW THAT THOSE SENTIMENTS HAVE BEEN POSTED AND OBSERVED? WELL I'M MOVING ON ANYWAY.

BECAUSE IT'S MORE THAN A LITTLE OBVIOUS THAT *EVERYONE* HERE IS A SLAVE TO THEIR MOST PRIMAL AND POWERFUL URGES, AND PROBABLY SCREWING THINGS UP, I AM GOING TO BE OVERWHELMINGLY GENEROUS TO THE SCHOOL AND OFFER MY SERVICES. I AM SOMETHING OF A ROMANCE MASTER, I CARRY SUCH SKILL THAT THAT IF YOU WERE EVER TO SEE ME AT FULL FORCE YOUR EYES WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND YOUR JAW WOULD DISLOCATE IN SHOCK AND AWE OF ME.

SO, IF ANYONE IS HAVING ANY RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES, COME TO ME AND I'LL HELP YOU KEEP YOUR DATE OR EVEN HELP YOU GET AROUND TO ACTUALLY TELLING SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THEM INSTEAD OF JUST MOONING OVER THEM FROM A DISTANCE LIKE THE SADDEST AND UGLIEST PUPPY IN THE STORE THAT WAS NEVER BOUGHT.
patrioticspells: (shielding from robots)
[personal profile] patrioticspells
This isn't New York, and my mama isn't here. I'm not sure how I got here, but I'd really, really like to go back home. Please.

Mama needs me. She's sick and I can't leave her alone. If anyone can tell me how I can get back to Brooklin Brooklyn I would be very thankful.



[ooc note: this is a bit forward dated to the evening of the first day buuut i am forever impatient! Steve is now six years old, and replies will also be coming from [personal profile] tiniestcaptain]

[Text]

Nov. 9th, 2012 01:57 pm
accioleggings: (Cause it's hard to believe)
[personal profile] accioleggings
I'VE BEEN SEVERELY SLACKING IN ASSIGNING HOMEWORK AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE, NOT THAT MAY OF YOU HAVE REALLY MINDED. SO!

THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL SPAN ALL YEARS AND ALL HOUSES. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN FAMILY HISTORY AND TRACK DOWN THE FIRST TRACES OF MAGIC IN YOUR FAMILY. FROM THAT I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FAMILY TREE THAT STRETCHES DOWN FROM THEM TO YOU. I'M AWARE THAT THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF SIBLINGS AND COUSINS AND OTHER RELATIONS HERE AT HOGWARTS SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP FROM ONE ANOTHER WHEN FILLING IN GAPS. THE SAME GOES FOR FAMILY NOT AT SCHOOL. WRITE HOME, ASK QUESTIONS, ASK FOR FAMILY HEIRLOOMS OR PAPERS YOU CAN STUDY.

FOR STUDENTS WITH A HEAVY MAGICAL LINEAGE, DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE NON-MAGICAL RELATIVES AND THOSE WITHOUT A LONG HISTORY OF MAGIC IN THEIR FAMILY, DO A BIT OF SEARCHING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND A GREAT-UNCLE TWICE REMOVED WHO HAD A HABIT OF TURNING TAX COLLECTORS INTO NEWTS.

ONCE ALL IS SAID AND DONE YOU'LL PRESENT YOUR FINDINGS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK HERE OR IN PERSON. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

[Added later:]

SINCE I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF THESE QUESTIONS I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE EASIER TO JUST LEAVE THE ANSWERS HERE.

1. PRESENTATION TO THE CLASS IS NOT MANDATORY IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I'M OT GOING TO FORCE ANYONE INTO PUBLIC SPEAKING AND IT WILL NOT EFFECT YOUR GRADE.

2. STUDENTS WHO WERE ADOPTED MAY DO THEIR TREES BASED ON THEIR ADOPTIVE FAMILIES. FAMILY DOESN'T END WITH BLOOD AFTER ALL.

3. MUGGLEBORN STUDENTS SHOULD DO THE ASSIGNMENT AS NORMAL, JUST KEEP A LOOK OUT IN YOUR RESEARCH FOR ANY POSSIBLE MAGICAL RELATIVES.



[Filtered to teachers and staff]

ANYONE UP FOR A TRIP TO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS TONIGHT? I COULD USE A DRINK SOME COMPANY.

[OOC: Homework post is here!!!]
clockspinner: (men's dress shirt)
[personal profile] clockspinner
[Filtered to students]

has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie


[/filter]

so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

1st ♋

Oct. 26th, 2012 12:17 pm
candycrabapple: (Annoyance)
[personal profile] candycrabapple
WELL, NOW THAT OUR THRILLING AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS LOSS, IS BEHIND US CAN WE NOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S ESSENTIALLY FAR MORE IMPORTANT?

WHICH NOW I THINK ABOUT IT COULD BE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BECAUSE LET'S GET THIS FUC CLEAR. THAT MATCH WAS A TOTAL AND COMPLETE FLUKE. IT IS UP THERE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY AS ONE OF THOSE 'WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED' MOMENTS. AND YOU CAN ALL BE DAMN SURE ISN'T GOING TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN, ESPECIALLY AGAINST ARROGANT TOE RAGS IN SLYTHERIN.

SO WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT IS SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING?

brokethecycle: mambo (Default)
[personal profile] brokethecycle
Professor Vantas?

Um, could you come out to the lake? Nepeta really needs to see you.

If you don't see this I'm going to your office anyway. Sorry, I don't know how to make these entries private.
fuckmackandme: (61)
[personal profile] fuckmackandme
[Filtered to Karkat and Merida]

i did it.
i kissed him.
i'm more confused than ever.


[filtered]
selfhatred: (mrrrrrrrrr)
[personal profile] selfhatred
[There's a few inkblots.]

IS THERE ANYONE NEARBY THAT COULD HELP ME GET TO SOME WATER?
I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG MERPEOPLE CAN LAST OUT ON LAND.
...
I MIGHT NEED SOMEONE WHO KNOWS MERMISH TOO.


THIS ENTIRE WEEK JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, DOESN'T IT?
fuckmackandme: (67)
[personal profile] fuckmackandme
i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?

005

Sep. 27th, 2012 07:06 am
notthebee2: (071)
[personal profile] notthebee2
okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??


[ Change to voice. ]

Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.
selfhatred: (tell me about it)
[personal profile] selfhatred
I'M NOT GOING TO THE REST OF MY CLASSES TODAY.
COULD SOMEONE PICK UP THE HOMEWORK FOR ME AND HAND IT TO ME LATER?


[Filtered to other Vantas-Leijons]

i don't know

it's


Uncle Sal, Aunt Di...dad's here.
preanimator: (no glasses and subtle smile)
[personal profile] preanimator
You know, it's the strangest thing, but I've been feeling rather nice all day. Even the stupid goat following me around isn't as annoying as usual. I wonder why it used to bother me so much?

[pause]

That's not really the point of this entry, though I have noticed that people often like to write about very mundane things in their lives. No, I was actually a bit bored this evening, so I wondered if anyone needed any help with homework? I've gotten all mine done, and it just seems like it might be a nice thing to do for people. Of course, I wouldn't actually do it FOR anyone, but I could probably help make some of the difficult concepts clearer. I'm quite a bit smarter than most of the people in the school, not that that's really anyone's fault.

[pause]

Holmes, we never did find you, I think, what happened with your goat?

[pause]

You know, really looking on it, I think I might be a homosexual. It was bothering me for awhile, for all sorts of reasons. But it's like the goat thing - suddenly it doesn't seem to be so important.
c9rp9realn9rmative: (9h shit)
[personal profile] c9rp9realn9rmative
I'm not entirely certain what kind of illusion this is, but it is a very convincing one. A...very. Convincing one. I have no idea how it was accomplished, but whoever did it should be commended for their creativity, as well as for their talent.

[Filtered to Sal]
Sal, something's happened.
[/Filtered]

courier and bright red under cut )
moveslikejaeger: (Just aim for the stars)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
hey i know we arent like totally close bros or anything but gamzee is worried about you
and really a brothers brother is a brother of mine so
do you mind if we talk?
givesyouaboner: (all the things growing up)
[personal profile] givesyouaboner
[Dirk is probably more buttmad than he should be. He's calmed down several times, but then the moment he checks the journals again, he just goes right back to raging. Clearly this would be a sign to stay off them. But he's an eleven year old throwing a perpetual tantrum. Logical reason doesn't work in this instance.]

I'm just noping so hard right now.
Noping into infinity.
On a skateboard. Ollieing into the sun. Disintegrating into a billion and one pieces.
This might be the last time anyone hears from me. Consider it be death by everything is stupid.

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