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Dec. 6th, 2012 02:31 am
brothor: (All these heavy thoughts)
[personal profile] brothor
I have very little to say in regards to recent events. Though I am glad to see you all back.

I suppose I am a little late with this, but I would like to inform the gentlemen (and perhaps the ladies) of hogwarts that Usagi is off limits.
As am I.
That is to say, we are both spoken for.
That is also to say we are speaking for each other.

I have a girlfriend! Hurrah! The prettiest girlfriend I ever did see! You may look at her sparingly! Her beauty is not for your eyes!!


Ah! Also! An announcement! I will not go into much detail (you can ask personally if you must!!) but I am now the Gryffindor quidditch captain. HOORAY!! Alas, it is not all about celebrating. I will be starting my leadership with an incredibly motivational early morning practice later on in the week. I will inform you all of a specific day when we all decide on one.

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Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:19 am
savviest: (pic#5133298)
[personal profile] savviest
If you will allow an old man to regale you with a tale of his youth, I should like to inform you all that when I was a student here we had to FIT into our robes to be accepted. What has the education system come to, I ask! I thought I'd be professoring...professing? Not nannying!
Is it too late to call shenanigans? I'm calling shenanigans. I resign. I quit.

I'll be in my office if anyone over the wise age of eleven has anything of worth to mention.
mightyandtall: (002 | Oh you're so naive)
[personal profile] mightyandtall
DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:




MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."
thegluethatbinds: Made by gazgraphics @ insanejournal (Default)
[personal profile] thegluethatbinds
Good afternoon students. It's been awhile since I've assigned some homework, but I'll keep it simple given that Quidditch and Hogsmeade is coming up. I'd like all of you to revise and practice what you've been learning in class so far. There'll be a test waiting for all of you the Friday of the week after Quidditch is over, so you'll have plenty of time to prepare for that. The test covers all topics from the start of class till the week before, so make sure you study and practice hard.

For fifth years and seventh years, you guys, unfortunately, have a little bit more work. Fifth years, I want you to cover your year one and year two material. Seventh years? You'll have to go the extra mile and cover years one to four. There'll be more focus on what you've learned this year, but you'll be surprised at how relevant a first year spell could be in a dangerous situation. I'm not looking too much into the details, but more into execution and application, so don't spend too much time on the theory for the spells.

Also, I appreciate that most of you didn't give Professor Donoghue a hard time when he substituted for me on the 29th of October. I'd like to thank him once again for taking up my slots on such short notice.

[Filtered to Shinra]
Mr Kishitani, may I see you in my office as soon as possible?

[OOC: So, what Coulson means by a "small test" is actually a short practical course that he's going to set up on the grounds! Students will have to run through the course and overcome creatures and situations that have been purposely set up according to their years. Simply state over here at the homework post on how they fared during the course!

Also, Coulson was actually absent on the 29th of October, which was the day after the full moon. It's the first time he's called in sick, and Murdoc took over his classes for that day.
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Nov. 17th, 2012 12:41 am
cantstarvethisfire: (and he refused to believe it)
[personal profile] cantstarvethisfire
[Filtered from Snow]

I don't know what happened on Halloween, but apparently I'm the top suspect? All I did was take a walk and skip out on a memorial. I didn't even go out in to the forest or do anything remotely suspicious.

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I'm thinking of canceling outdoor Archery club meetings until Spring. We can try and do some work indoors, but it might not happen. There are other clubs to join this time of year if you need something to do. Like choir or something, that's an okay kind of club this time of year.

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Nov. 11th, 2012 11:19 pm
sixbuckdropout: (063)
[personal profile] sixbuckdropout
fyi detention isnt all its cut out to be.
neither is losing house points i guess.

Mark VIII

Nov. 11th, 2012 07:26 pm
arrogantalloy: (T: 046 Yelling out)
[personal profile] arrogantalloy
The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

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Nov. 11th, 2012 02:40 am
innocent_insanity: (Default)
[personal profile] innocent_insanity
hey anyone out there mind doing a little sharing about what they up and dream about? and i'm not talking about the future and that kinda shit - i'm talking about when you're all cozied up in your beds at night and dead to the world.

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Nov. 9th, 2012 01:57 pm
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[personal profile] accioleggings
I'VE BEEN SEVERELY SLACKING IN ASSIGNING HOMEWORK AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE, NOT THAT MAY OF YOU HAVE REALLY MINDED. SO!

THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL SPAN ALL YEARS AND ALL HOUSES. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN FAMILY HISTORY AND TRACK DOWN THE FIRST TRACES OF MAGIC IN YOUR FAMILY. FROM THAT I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FAMILY TREE THAT STRETCHES DOWN FROM THEM TO YOU. I'M AWARE THAT THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF SIBLINGS AND COUSINS AND OTHER RELATIONS HERE AT HOGWARTS SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP FROM ONE ANOTHER WHEN FILLING IN GAPS. THE SAME GOES FOR FAMILY NOT AT SCHOOL. WRITE HOME, ASK QUESTIONS, ASK FOR FAMILY HEIRLOOMS OR PAPERS YOU CAN STUDY.

FOR STUDENTS WITH A HEAVY MAGICAL LINEAGE, DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE NON-MAGICAL RELATIVES AND THOSE WITHOUT A LONG HISTORY OF MAGIC IN THEIR FAMILY, DO A BIT OF SEARCHING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND A GREAT-UNCLE TWICE REMOVED WHO HAD A HABIT OF TURNING TAX COLLECTORS INTO NEWTS.

ONCE ALL IS SAID AND DONE YOU'LL PRESENT YOUR FINDINGS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK HERE OR IN PERSON. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

[Added later:]

SINCE I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF THESE QUESTIONS I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE EASIER TO JUST LEAVE THE ANSWERS HERE.

1. PRESENTATION TO THE CLASS IS NOT MANDATORY IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I'M OT GOING TO FORCE ANYONE INTO PUBLIC SPEAKING AND IT WILL NOT EFFECT YOUR GRADE.

2. STUDENTS WHO WERE ADOPTED MAY DO THEIR TREES BASED ON THEIR ADOPTIVE FAMILIES. FAMILY DOESN'T END WITH BLOOD AFTER ALL.

3. MUGGLEBORN STUDENTS SHOULD DO THE ASSIGNMENT AS NORMAL, JUST KEEP A LOOK OUT IN YOUR RESEARCH FOR ANY POSSIBLE MAGICAL RELATIVES.



[Filtered to teachers and staff]

ANYONE UP FOR A TRIP TO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS TONIGHT? I COULD USE A DRINK SOME COMPANY.

[OOC: Homework post is here!!!]

sjau

Nov. 5th, 2012 06:10 pm
brothor: (Way up in the air)
[personal profile] brothor
I HAVE ACHIEVED THE STATE OF NIRVANA THAT CAN ONLY BE OBTAINED BY RESPONDING TO ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON MY JOURNAL POSTS.

You are all so friendly, gosh!

[Filtered to Students]
Out of curiousity! If any of you could punch Tony Stark in the face with no consequences whatsoever, would you?
givesyouaboner: (Default)
[personal profile] givesyouaboner
I doubt anyone else would be aware of this except for Dave, but next Saturday, the tenth, is Uncle Dirk's birthday. Or Professor Strider, rather.
I don't know if he has any intention of celebrating his birthday at all, but I doubt it. I'd like to organise a surprise gathering for his birthday. I guess the size of said gathering and the venue used would depend upon the number of people interested in attending.
Tentatively, one of the classrooms would work well, perhaps in the afternoon, to decrease the likelihood of breaking curfew.

If anyone's interested, let me know. Please don't tell him or even vaguely hint at anything.
status_is_not_quo: (just as planned)
[personal profile] status_is_not_quo
Now that everyone is done celebrating boorish feats of strength, I was wondering if I could get 5-10 volunteers to help me test a new spell that I've been working on. It's a very simple security spell, and I can guarantee with 82% certainty that you won't get hurt if you agree to be a subject. It's not intended to be harmful, we'll put it that way. (You might, however, experience residual tingling in the extremities, and possibly loosened bowels. I'm still working out the kinks.

For liability reasons, I'll only take volunteers third year and up (I would say fifth and up, but, well, I wouldn't want to exclude anyone my age). My name is Billy Harris, Slytherin 5th year, and if you leave your name, house, and year I will contact you within the next few days to sort out the experiment.
clockspinner: (men's dress shirt)
[personal profile] clockspinner
[Filtered to students]

has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie


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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look
thesmallesttrickster: (WHEEEE!)
[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster
CONGRATULATIONS SLYTHERIN!!!!

I am so very happy that we won our first match of the year. They Gryffindor team played well, but we were still victorious in the end.

Brother, you played exceptionally well! I will most definitely root for you during the next match.

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Oct. 26th, 2012 12:05 am
pastapasta_i_love_pasta: (Flirting with ya!)
[personal profile] pastapasta_i_love_pasta
Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...

Cut for Announcement )

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?
its_cor_aline: (you've got to be kidding)
[personal profile] its_cor_aline
DUDE.
That was seriously one of the BEST Quidditch matches I've seen yet. Rivals or not, you can't deny that there were some kick butt moves on BOTH sides. I seriously felt my stomach drop when Marceline did that cool upside down move and I totally freaked out when that bludger hit Thor right in the chest. I hope you're okay dude! That looked super painful!

I gotta tell you Slytherin, I'm pretty convinced you guys might end up being the team to beat this year.

But don't worry, I totally took notes!

EDIT:
[Filtered to Norman]
Hey Norman, can I ask you a question?
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givesyouaboner: (and who do you think you are)
[personal profile] givesyouaboner
I have to say, today's game was fantastic. I'm honestly impressed with the performance of our professors and other staff members who participated.
Of course, I'm a little disappointed that Gryfferin lost, but I'm all for good sportsmanship and most of the professors on our team behaved admirably.
That being said, I hope we have more games like this in the future. I'd like another excuse to use the banners we made.

[Filtered to Bro.]

fjórir

Oct. 7th, 2012 03:10 pm
brothor: (Blinded by the sun now)
[personal profile] brothor
Friends! I bring you news!
I can't believ

I am of a higher powe

IT WAS NOT THIS DAY THAT I WAS BESTOWED WITH AN ITEM INFUSED WITH MUGGLE MAGIC, BUT IT IS TODAY THAT I HAVE REALISED MY TRUE POWERS. ONES THAT I SHALL USE FOR GOOD.

FRIENDS, TODAY IS THE DAY I HAVE REALISED MY POTENTIAL AS A SEER. I AM DESTINED FOR GREATNESS, MY MAGIC BALL OF EIGHTS HAS INFORMED ME.


As such, I should like to practice! If you have a question THAT BURNS YOU TO THE CORE I shall answer it with my majestic new tool.


[[ooc: Steve got Thor a magic 8 ball. He thinks he can see the future.]]

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