NINE ♋

May. 31st, 2012 07:04 am
selfhatred: (whatever)
[personal profile] selfhatred
WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.


[Filtered to Maka]

I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?


[Filtered to Di and Sal]

...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

NINE ♋

May. 24th, 2012 05:47 am
selfhatred: (unimpressed)
[personal profile] selfhatred
HEY, MAKA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S MY TURN WITH OUR EGG?
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING IT ALL WEEK WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RAISING THIS LITTLE SHIT TOGETHER.
WHAT PART OF PARTNER PROJECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ϟ 1

May. 20th, 2012 01:49 am
notapigeon: (Default)
[personal profile] notapigeon
Dave, I've already named our dragon, so don't even bother.

And if anyone asks, I'm the dad.

EIGHT ♋

May. 13th, 2012 08:01 am
selfhatred: (what the actual fuck?)
[personal profile] selfhatred
MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

1

Apr. 20th, 2012 04:29 pm
couragecore: (I think to myself are we trying to love?)
[personal profile] couragecore
I wonder how long this has been sitting in my trunk? I guess it's been a while, Soul had to remind me that we have these in the first place...but it seems kind of pointless to me. What do you even do with it all day? Complain about homework? It's not that hard to write an essay on werewolves, geez.
centaurstestes: (D --> I canter even)
[personal profile] centaurstestes
D --> I was originally glad to be back from the Easter Holidays, but now, I wish I was back home again
D --> Or, once again, that I was at Durmstrang where I tr001y belong
D --> Or really, anyplace far away from the inf100ence of all these awful muggleborns and halfb100ds would be nice


[[Hover over the text for quirklessness!]]
couragecore: (Drive until you lose the road)
[personal profile] couragecore
Pretty good match, everyone.

I wasn't watching it or anything, but I could sure hear the commentary all the way in the library.

It looks like I'm going to have to cast a censoring spell on our announcer until he learns to control himself.

Seventy

Mar. 19th, 2012 04:26 pm
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[personal profile] couragecore
So now that all of that is over and done with...for future reference:

- The Charms room is warded against ghosts
- All presents from guardians should not be kept in your dorm if they're going to smother or smell after a while
- Don't assume you're ever in a zone where your guardian can't see what you're doing, apparently they're allowed into the journal system for the occasion

I think that's about it. Anything else?

FIVE ♋

Mar. 18th, 2012 08:00 pm
selfhatred: (upset)
[personal profile] selfhatred
THEY'RE BOTH HERE.
I CAN'T
I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS.
MOM I COULD DEAL WITH BUT...
THIS IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT.


[OOC: Karkat's parents should be easy to spot among the other dead ones here. His mother was run over, her neck is twisted to the side and her stomach is sunken on one side, like her organs are missing. His father is the one shot full of bullet holes '^']

Entry 1

Mar. 2nd, 2012 07:18 pm
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[personal profile] cptjackharkness
So first, I'd like to congratulate my house on an excellent showing at the last match. Yeah lions!

Second, I've just finished compiling this and figured I'd share it.

The Harkness Guide to Swimming At Hogwarts )

2.

Feb. 20th, 2012 03:14 am
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[personal profile] nothanks_bro
Well, Gryffindor, looks like I'm your new Head of House. Guess I'm just in time for the next Quidditch match, huh. SWI didn't have divisions like this school does, so this is kind of new to me, but I'll catch up.

[02]

Feb. 3rd, 2012 08:29 pm
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[personal profile] star_killer
I think you're all being ridiculous, not to mention overreacting and making a big deal over nothing. It makes all of you look pathetic.

Sixty-nine

Feb. 3rd, 2012 03:57 pm
couragecore: (In so much space.)
[personal profile] couragecore
All right, let's get this out of the way everybody: I know this is a scary thing to be confronted with, but I know Dumbledore doesn't want you to panic or point fingers at anybody. Just stay on your toes and get a prefect if you're really concerned.

[Filtered to Kid]

Where are you?

002

Feb. 3rd, 2012 12:53 am
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[personal profile] dance_kiss_schmooze
Since it seems everyone feels the need to prattle on about Valentine's Day and other such nonsense, I assume that means we have a lot of free time on our hands. That being the case, I'm sure none of you will have any problem if I decide to change up your essay assignments a bit. First- through Third-years, I've decided you need to include a full bibliography including at least three sources that aren't your textbook or required reading. Fourth- through Seventh-years, let's make those essays six pages instead of four. I expect everything to be on my desk by next Wednesday the 8th.

[Filtered to the Quidditch Team]
I hope you will all be spending a bit more time working on your strategy the next time we have the field; clearly extempore doesn't work well for you.

1st Option

Feb. 2nd, 2012 12:23 pm
emotionswhatdo: (annoyed)
[personal profile] emotionswhatdo
I've already seen at least five people mention Valentine's Day.

Did you know there's no actual proof linking Saint Valentine of Rome or of Terni to romantic notions? It's all legend. Probably not even true.

Why do people care about this holiday?

wandsr4wimps: (PANICKING WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM!)
[personal profile] wandsr4wimps
Okay, guys, it's important for everyone to stay calm. I've got some super serious news here. So, try to find your zen zone and we can all just -

AAAAAAA HOLY CRUD THERE'S EVEN MORE OF THEM!

We might have a snow golem invasion on our hands! Oh man, there's this supremely creepy old dude who lives a few towns away from me who is always trying to get minty fresh with the young witches in the area. He specializes in ice magic! Do you guys think he might be lurking around the castle?!

Ladies of Hogwarts, if you see a gross old man who isn't one of our teachers, let me know and I will gladly protect you!
alsocuteandfluffy: (bored)
[personal profile] alsocuteandfluffy
Okay fine, I admit it. I let some of those lizards loose in the girl's bathroom when it was fully occupied.

Also in the kitchens.

...I'm pretty sure the house elves don't have recipes for lizard stew.

...Maybe.
selfhatred: (oh fuck)
[personal profile] selfhatred
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND WAS FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND???

+013+

Jan. 25th, 2012 10:55 pm
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[personal profile] kid8dik
I find the need to apologize to my fellow Ravenclaws for the loss in points. As a prefect, it was irresponsible, and I assure my housemates that it won't occur again.


And I hope that no one allows their pet to come in contact with Yong Soo in the future, the number of lizards in the Ravenclaw Commonroom is obscene.

+012+

Jan. 12th, 2012 02:21 am
kid8dik: (Ahem // Prelude to the perfect speech)
[personal profile] kid8dik
Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]

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