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Oct. 7th, 2012 10:25 pm
allamericanreject: (poutbubble)
[personal profile] allamericanreject
So like. i think i've decided I'm pretty bad at dealing with people forever. especially girls. I mean seriously, I like girls and all, they're wonderful and sweet and beautiful to look at both inside and out.
but i just dont think im any good at/with/for girls.
hm.
any girls got advice for like.
fixing friendships?
or guys too. that'll work.
Seriously. im startin to get annoyed now. but I shouldnt be mad right?
moveslikejaeger: (You're broken and scarred)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
so hey whats everyone doing on saturday night aside from all those lucky folks who have dates in hogsmeade although really im kind of talking post dinner night time and im pretty sure were supposed to be in by then but still

saturday night right

its pretty all right for fighting dont you think (thats a reference to a muggle song by elton john so all you purebloods know)

speaking of fighting im pretty fond of fencing myself but were not allowed to have weapons at school so i cant really do that can i but thats fine i do love a good old fashioned no shirts bare fisted brawl too its really invigorating you know

but fighting isnt really allowed at hogwarts being a school and all but i think there are some people who could really use it you know let off some steam

its too bad theres not really a place we could do that

like an empty duelling classroom

;) ;) ;)
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[personal profile] drivensnow
I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?
moveslikejaeger: (If it feels right)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
holmes sherlock gave me his goat! i now have two of them they are so cute


this is the new one im going to call him holmboy 8)

and also because i never showed him off before this is durden


i like the goats they are much easier than people
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[personal profile] grandhighwizard
Slytherins and Gryffindors:
In looking to the year ahead, I believe we will have time for one extra project per year, outside of the usual curriculum. I will be taking suggestions from students for this project, and the student in each year who comes up with the idea I will be using will earn twenty points for their House.

The criteria for project suggestions is as follows:
It must have something to do with potions (I am of the belief this should go without saying, but I find I cannot have as much confidence in every student as I would like).
It should be something interesting and original - do NOT merely look through your textbooks and choose something from there.
It should have a practical purpose - this is subject to interpretation, and I will accept arguments for each idea as to why it might be useful.
It must be challenging, this is not a way to earn easy marks.
It will not involve goats.



[Filtered private to all staff.]

if any of the female professors have the time,
I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE.
whatever magic has been at work in the school these last few days
HAS CAUSED A FEW UNUSUAL CHANGES
that i cannot seem to undo with a counter-curse or potions.
preanimator: (no glasses and subtle smile)
[personal profile] preanimator
You know, it's the strangest thing, but I've been feeling rather nice all day. Even the stupid goat following me around isn't as annoying as usual. I wonder why it used to bother me so much?

[pause]

That's not really the point of this entry, though I have noticed that people often like to write about very mundane things in their lives. No, I was actually a bit bored this evening, so I wondered if anyone needed any help with homework? I've gotten all mine done, and it just seems like it might be a nice thing to do for people. Of course, I wouldn't actually do it FOR anyone, but I could probably help make some of the difficult concepts clearer. I'm quite a bit smarter than most of the people in the school, not that that's really anyone's fault.

[pause]

Holmes, we never did find you, I think, what happened with your goat?

[pause]

You know, really looking on it, I think I might be a homosexual. It was bothering me for awhile, for all sorts of reasons. But it's like the goat thing - suddenly it doesn't seem to be so important.
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[personal profile] doctorkishitani
I'm not sure if anyone else has been having this issue with their goats, but Zazzerpan has been following me around and bleating very insistently for quite a while now and I'm getting to be very worried about him. I know that I've been feeding him sufficiently and I've checked him for injuries or possible disease a number of times, so I'm really not sure of what could be wrong.

Any input or suggestions would be much appreciated.
moveslikejaeger: (Just aim for the stars)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
hey i know we arent like totally close bros or anything but gamzee is worried about you
and really a brothers brother is a brother of mine so
do you mind if we talk?

[text]

Sep. 19th, 2012 02:13 am
moveslikejaeger: (Cuz it's about to get rough for you)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts
selfhatred: (I can't believe what I just heard)
[personal profile] selfhatred
[student filter/permafilter against Snow]

SOME OF YOU NEED A LESSON IN THE WORD SUBTLE.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SOLLUX.
HE'S CALLING TEACHERS LIARS AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.
WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS COMPLETE BS.
NONE OF YOU ARE LIARS AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE BELITTLED LIKE THAT.
GETTING HIS ATTENTION AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS. WE JUST GOT THE HOUSE POINTS BACK UP, SO LET'S NOT MAKE A SHOW OF LOSING THEM.
I KNOW HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BAD YET ASIDE FROM DEDUCTING POINTS, BUT HE'S A MINISTRY OFFICIAL. NOTHING GOOD COULD COME FROM ARGUING WITH A MINISTRY OFFICIAL.
BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF SUCKING UP - HE CAST A CENSORING CHARM ON ME BECAUSE I MADE ONE LITTLE SLIP UP AND SAID THE F WORD.
IF THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, GO TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE OR ANOTHER TEACHER. DON'T TRY TO ARGUE A POINT WITH HIM.
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON RATTING ME OUT, ---- YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
I HATE TO SOUND CLICHE BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
OUR ACTIONS COULD HURT OTHERS IF HE CAN'T GET TO US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE HOUSE RIVALRY FOR NOW AND JUST TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.


[/filter]
myblimpisbigger: (But! He won and that's what matters.)
[personal profile] myblimpisbigger
I realize this introduction is somewhat late and for that I apologize. My name is Klaus Wulfenbach and as of this year I am teaching Political Magic, an elective for third year students and above who are interested in magical government as a career or simply as a subject. I have been working at the ministry for several decades now, first as a hit-wizard and then as a member of the Wizengamot, and I have met far too many young hopefuls who have no idea what sort of system they're trying to become a part of.

Those of you in my class, this is a reminder that you have due five inches (for third through fifth year) or ten inches (for sixth through seventh) on everything you currently know or believe you know about how our political system operates. Simply writing 'I don't know' until you meet the length requirement is not only not advised, it will lose you points for laziness. On the other hand, there is no requisite knowledge I am looking for and no 'right' answer. Magical government is a very complex subject and I don't expect any of you to know it intimately right out of the gate.

[Filtered from Snow and Students]


To my fellow faculty -- I feel it my duty to remind you that Snow has thus-far done nothing wrong since his arrival and arguably even before then. I worked in close quarters with him for several years and I can certainly tell you I dislike him, but dislike does not cause for suspicion make. I understand that he has insulted many of you and your children and students, and I believe this High Inquisitor business is quite obviously more sinister than he would perhaps like it to appear, but again, he has not actually done anything he is not allowed to, even if taking points for ridiculous reasons and threatening to sack teachers should not be within his power.

I think it prudent that we not give him reason to make good on his threats to abuse that power in future. As I mentioned to Sybille, the more on-guard he is against us, the less likely it is he will slip, if a slip indeed is going to occur. Subtlety may work better for us than aggression. Just a thought.

[Sign-ups for class are here!]

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Sep. 14th, 2012 02:00 pm
greenmoonrising: (Cause I have come to need this)
[personal profile] greenmoonrising
WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.


[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.


[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
doctorkishitani: (pic#3265513)
[personal profile] doctorkishitani
I just wanted to extend my thanks to the Slytherin students for sharing their dormitories with us. It was a very generous offer and is greatly appreciated.

And to strongly encourage anyone who might be interested on biology as it relates to magic to join the Medical Science and Magic Society. Because from what I can tell, it promises to be very interesting!

[Filtered to Eriq and Herbert]

Just out of curiosity, have either of you been collecting a jar of hearts?

[Filtered to Baljeet]

Are you alright?
greenmoonrising: (Default)
[personal profile] greenmoonrising
I About this morn

I'm sorry about what happened today - I won't let it happen again.

It's not

I didn't mean to show you that
Sorry.

~Of Guilt~

Sep. 5th, 2012 08:45 pm
moveslikejaeger: (Just aim for the stars)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

10.

Sep. 4th, 2012 11:36 pm
pomodoroo: (Desu)
[personal profile] pomodoroo
I know I seem like I'm angry a lot of the time, and I don't have very many friends because of that. So.... I was thinking of starting a "Food Appreciation Club"! Kiku would be vice president and I would be president.

It'd at least be something to give me more of a chance to interact with more people on something I like. So, who all would be interested in joining?

Everyone but Maxim is welcome.
moveslikejaeger: (And we'll fight for you like we were)
[personal profile] moveslikejaeger
van is a butt
he is my butt now but he is still a butt
i just thought you all should know

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Aug. 15th, 2012 12:12 pm
hairflyingheartpounding: (Lantern)
[personal profile] hairflyingheartpounding
 I got a letter from the school! I'm going to be a prefect this year!

This is so exciting! I'm a little nervous, but mostly I'm flattered. I mean, I guess it's pretty good to be considered prefect material, right?

I think Mother's proud, honestly. That feels pretty good, too.

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