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[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]


What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!


[OOC: Replies will come from [personal profile] flamingadventurer]
speterman: (pic#4838298)
[personal profile] speterman
[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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Sep. 25th, 2012 11:47 am
edle_gestalt: (Gun Moang~)
[personal profile] edle_gestalt
25 September

Greetings!

I hope all of you are well. If you are not currently busy, I have a favor to ask. Does anyone recognize this melody? For the life of me I can’t seem to remember if it’s my own or if I heard it somewhere else - perhaps it was a film back home or something of the like - and it won’t leave my mind. I’ll write it below; the charm to play it is simply “audio.” (Latin pronunciation, obviously, but you English-speakers tend to pronounce the a-u combin “Ow-dee-oh.”

manuscript )

Thank you kindly. I think it's quite pretty, and I'm hearing it slowly, almost ethereally. I think an arpeggiated bass line would go nicely with it. And as a precaution in the event that this is indeed my own tune, let the record show that I shared it in with all of you on this date; I trust there will be no plagiarism, yes?

Yours,
Roderich


[[ooc: oh my jesus i am so sorry. muggleborns and/or fellow half-bloods, feel free to tear him apart.]]

Egy

Sep. 22nd, 2012 03:27 pm
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[personal profile] hagyjbeken
[Hope you're ready for some scribbling, Hogwarts. Because her writing isn't exactly the easiest to read.]

So! Before I actually get into some important things, is everyone ready for Quidditch season? And I don't just mean the school, I mean all over the place. I know probably a lot of you like your silly little English teams, but there's a lot better teams out there than them. Like, say, the Vratsa Vultures for their amazing pioneering of the long goal and being so kind to give newbies a chance to prove themselves in the big leagues or you could go for the Grodzik Goblins who had the amazing Josef Wronski that all of you seekers can thank for inventing the Wronski Feint.

But, hey, who am I to tell you who to cheer for? Though I have to say we're going to have some problems if you're on the International scene for Germany or England, not that they could compare to Bulgaria. Or a fan of the Heidelberg Harriers, Gorodok Gargoyles, or Quiberon Quafflepunchers. ... If you like that last one, you seriously need to get a better sense of taste and learn what real Quidditch is about. Wearing bright pink uniforms and acting like ballerinas on the pitch is just an insult to the game, you know.

Onto some real business while I've got some time. Has anyone possibly seen my cat Edit around lately? I haven't seen her in a few days and she's not the type to stay out for so long and not come back to me for at least some food or something. She's a female Siamese and should be wearing a red, white, and green collar with a little cross and bell on it. Any information is highly appreciated.
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[personal profile] speterman
[Everyone, it is that time of night.]

Because I'm utter rubbish at actually following along with drama... So instead of doing.



Why do we wash towels when we dry off with them after getting clean?


..Seems a little redundant to me.
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[personal profile] lefilschanceux
So, after reading through the journals network, I have reached one conclusion.

... I have no idea what's going on. I mean, I know what's happening now, but I'm missing so much context I may as well know nothing.

So, if anyone would be so kind as to give me some cliff notes, I'd really appreciate it.
greenteengenius: (Thinky)
[personal profile] greenteengenius
Currently there is more talk about how much people hate hearing about capybaras than talk either pro- or anti- capybara. That makes the people who are against talking the most talkative of any of the three groups.

Is this sort of thing normal human behavior?
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[personal profile] drivensnow
It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.

-One-

Sep. 18th, 2012 05:21 am
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[personal profile] nothanks_bro
Hey, Hogwarts. The name's Leon Kennedy, and I'll be joining the staff here.

Let's get the formalities out of the way. I'm an Auror, trained in both the American and British ministries, and I fought in the recent war. I'll be here teaching Pre-Auror Studies to help some of you aspiring Aurors get acquainted with the training you'll receive once you graduate. It's gonna be tough, and I won't go easy on you.

If you have any questions about myself or the class, feel free to ask.

Day 1

Sep. 14th, 2012 12:58 pm
faintwaves: ([Stare] He's not here today...)
[personal profile] faintwaves
Everyone naming their goats is making me wonder something...

Do you ever wonder about your own names? Like...where they came from?

I mean, I'm Scottish, but my last name is French. And I don't even know what Xion is supposed to be. Sometimes I wonder what my parents were even thinking when they called me that.
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[personal profile] preanimator
I hardly see what the point is of naming all these goats and putting up pictures of them. No one does it with the cows they get milk from or the chickens they get eggs from. They're there to produce potions ingredients, not to coddle. In fact, I'm guessing the feeding behaviors I've observed from some of the students are actually fairly deleterious to a goat's health, unless you want a really fat one.

04

Sep. 14th, 2012 02:00 pm
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[personal profile] greenmoonrising
WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!
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[personal profile] speterman
Am I the only one that questions what people were thinking as they made the first wands? Or Brooms? Or anything else for that matter? Who just woke up one morning and went "Wow, I think creating a wand would be a mighty fine thing to do?"

I mean, I guess that question kind of goes for any sort of invention, huh? I don't think I want to know what the first guy that discovered milk was thinking. This would be a thing I'd think about researching but I really don't want to end up thoroughly squicked out.

Are these seriously things no one thinks about?

001

Sep. 11th, 2012 07:40 pm
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[personal profile] donutsanddestiny
I was going to gloat over Gryffindor being in negative points for the House Cup, but then I realized that we're also in the negatives. The same negatives! As Gryffindor!

What are we doing?!

greenteengenius: (>_>)
[personal profile] greenteengenius
I am Lyrl Dox, a 5th year. Though, if we're to be accurate, this is my first year here.

So this is what a proper school is like? I have to admit, the number of enchantments is impressive. Is there any purpose to the rotating staircases aside from trying to kill the students? Not that I don't enjoy the sense of murderous whimsy.

There are also quite a few more people here than I expected. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by the crowds, but there are herds of them. And they're all so absurdly loud and oblivious.

Is there some sort of spell for volume control?
nunganunga_k_o: (FAB // I'm ready for my close up)
[personal profile] nunganunga_k_o
Alright, Slytherin? In my capacity as Quidditch Captain, we shall be having try outs this weekend! Obviously, I will lead us to glorious victory and we will not make a mockery and a sham of the most fabby house there is.

Don't try out if you can't handle a couple of balls thrown at your heads! Oo-er~

Also, is anyone good with...rap?

[01]

Feb. 12th, 2012 11:43 pm
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Oi, listen up you lot! I'm your new librarian, and the name's Donna Noble. Well, I guess I should say your new temporary librarian. The old one is taking a vacation and nobody's sure when she'll be back, and I needed a job so I'm filling in.

I want to start by saying that I'm not as much of a hardass as your last one (sorry dear, I know you're probably gonna be reading this when you ever come back. No offense.), but that does not mean I won't hesitate to punish you if you damage a book.

So that means I don't want any stains, rips, dog ears or nothing. If I see anything like that, I'll have your head. If only because I know that when the old bat (again, sorry love,) comes back, she'll have my head if I slacked off.

What I'm trying to say is, you respect me and my new domain and we'll get along splendid, yea? I can and will ban anyone from the library who mouths of, got it? And just because I'm only a librarian don't mean I can't take away points either, keep that in mind. And I can give'em too, so I expect all of you to be sucking up already. I really like sugar quills, by the way.

♥ 6.

Feb. 6th, 2012 04:09 am
pretty_n_popular: ([Sad] >>Not fair)
[personal profile] pretty_n_popular
Valentine's Day is in a week, and no one has asked me out. I knew it. This is just the beginning. First, no one will want to spend Valentine's with me, and then no one will want to marry me. I'm going to die alone.

[02]

Feb. 3rd, 2012 08:29 pm
star_killer: (13)
[personal profile] star_killer
I think you're all being ridiculous, not to mention overreacting and making a big deal over nothing. It makes all of you look pathetic.

oo5

Feb. 3rd, 2012 10:20 am
donutsanddestiny: (bored)
[personal profile] donutsanddestiny
I forgot that toads make the best listeners.

This is Marion.

toad art )

...I'm not an artist.

But yes, Marion is my toad.

He's a good listener.

(ooc| Excuse Melvin, he's got some post-trauma stuff going on right now. Don't expect him to explain, though.)


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