moveslikejaeger: (Cuz it's about to get rough for you)
Maxim ([personal profile] moveslikejaeger) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-19 02:13 am
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[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts
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[personal profile] preanimator 2012-09-19 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
And who would you imagine is holding the controls?
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[personal profile] preanimator 2012-09-19 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you actually serious about this? Or is this some sort of masochism thing?
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[personal profile] preanimator 2012-09-19 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, don't be disgusting, I didn't mean it THAT way. If you think I want to be in any type of relationship with you, you're delusional.

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But what would you give me if I made one for you?
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[personal profile] preanimator 2012-09-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Masochism doesn't have to have anything to do with prurient interests, though trust you to immediately take it that way.

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I don't see how it benefits me at all. Even if I did think it would be good to see you taken down a notch, it's not as though we're in the same year, or I could watch it happening. And the materials might cost something.