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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[preanimator]

And who would you imagine is holding the controls?

[moveslikejaeger]

well im not stupid i would assume that if you make them you would allow yourself a way to control them even if someone else does to
otherwise it would have to be someone who is with me often amelia probably would probably a good start shes smart and not afraid to hit me when im being bad

[preanimator]

Are you actually serious about this? Or is this some sort of masochism thing?

[moveslikejaeger]

sweety if this was a masochism thing you would be the last person id want in control of me
i dont think youd listen if i said stop for one and thats a very important part of such relationships as i was telling karkat
i could handle anything you threw at me of course but that is not the point

[preanimator]

Oh, god, don't be disgusting, I didn't mean it THAT way. If you think I want to be in any type of relationship with you, you're delusional.

[Filtered private]
But what would you give me if I made one for you?

[moveslikejaeger]

youre the one who brought up masochism

[Filtered]

ha you want that unicorn blood dont you? not going to happen sweetheart the shock collar benefits you as more than it would benefit me that is far from an equal exchange

[preanimator]

Masochism doesn't have to have anything to do with prurient interests, though trust you to immediately take it that way.

[Filtered]
I don't see how it benefits me at all. Even if I did think it would be good to see you taken down a notch, it's not as though we're in the same year, or I could watch it happening. And the materials might cost something.