May. 20th, 2013


May. 20th, 2013 12:46 pm
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any fifth year motherfuckers got the feel on for doing some group study work for them exams what be coming up? :o)
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To our darling Fifth and Seventh years about to take their OWLs and NEWTs, don't worry, it's not the end of the world if you fail! You can always become a janitor or a grounds keeper, perhaps even drive a bus!

That being said, if any of you needs a bit of reassurance, Dolores and I have the Calming Draughts ready but be warned that we will not be dispensing them so often as to let you become addicted to them.

Also, if I find another pair of students attempting to make babies in broom closets as a means of destressing, I will give you detention with one of the potions professors about the birds and the bees and you will have to write an essay on the matter of arousal controlling substances. I'm sure you don't want that on top of your exams, ja?

That's all and take care my sweethearts! Remember, Mamma's always here for you!


May. 20th, 2013 05:59 pm
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The number of wild-eyed fifth years I've seen today is beginning to border on amusing. I'm sure I don't remember this much panic during OWLs last year.

That said, I have some free time to help anyone in dire need of Potions or Astronomy practice before next Monday's exams. Since I'm considering going into teaching now is as good a time as any to begin.

[Private to Alfred Jones]
And my constant comments as to your hard-headedness prove true. That was quite a knock you took.


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