15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Excuse you, but I make damn good cookies. Or maybe that's why you're afraid- yeah. It totally is. You're afraid my cookies are just too delicious. You'll get fat. Sorry Rose, Broula Deen just can't cut out the butter.

[seeringlight]

No, I'm afraid to be in your kitchen specifically. With you.
Your kitchen isn't exactly the most kept up kitchen.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Rose, my kitchen is flawless. Flawless in it's imperfections. You shouldn't be hating on my kitchen. Do I hate on your kitchen? No. Granted, I've never seen your kitchen, but still. I think you should apologize to my kitchen.