(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

Comments

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[jasmineofthewest]

First of all, please do not listen to the Professor insulting your intelligence. I was not aware that we were now hiring such unprofessional people. I'm sure your intelligence is perfectly fine.

Second... I don't really think there's a curse quite like that. But could you perhaps elaborate a little more?

Re: [Private]

[mo_cara]

It'S kInD oF MoThErF***In HaRd To ExPlAiN.
i JuSt Am MaYbE a BaD fRiEnD bEcAuSe I'm BeNdY, bUt MaYbE aLsO i'M CuRsEd.

[Private]

[jasmineofthewest]

You'll have to forgive me... While I do pride myself on staying on top of the lingo these days, 'bendy' has unfortunately escaped my notice. Could you please tell me what you mean?

[Private]

[mo_cara]

[Don't worry, Iroh, no one says that except Gamzee. Now bender is a proper slang word, but the boy's gone and twisted it for his own use.]

yOu KnOw, WhEn A mOtHeRf***eR lIkEs To Be MaKiNg OuT wItH bLoKeS mOrE tHaN bIrDs.

[Private]

[jasmineofthewest]

... Why on earth would that make you a bad friend? And you know, you're upset. You really don't have to take the time to censor yourself; I am willing to, ah, look the other way, in this case.

And perhaps it would be best to have this discussion in person? I would be honoured if you might join me for tea!

[Private]

[mo_cara]

oH, i AiN't DoInG tHaT.
tHeRe'S a FrIeNd WhAt SpElLeD mY mOtHeRf***iN qUiLl On AcCoUnT oF wHaT i AlWaYs Be FoRgEtTiNg.
BuT aRe YoU sAyInG yOu WaNt Me To CoMe To YoUr OfFiCe, PrOfEsSoR?
aM i In TrOuBlE?