(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

Comments

[mo_cara]

Move where? [Gamzee asks hopefully, because moving it to the dorm sounds like an excellent idea, though he is starting to get the feeling that Eridan wants to call a halt there. Damn it.]

[yerawwizarderi]

Somewhere private? [Eridan would gladly go back to kissing, again and again, it's the hint of something more that he's not sure about. Suddenly he remembers all the strange conversations they've had, about his ass, about everything, and he gets bright red in the face just thinking about what it would be like to come even close to that. He's so, so not ready for that.]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee absolutely lights up at that.] Hell yes! Back to the dorms?

[He's not planning on molesting Eridan or anything. But Gamzee is 15 and male, and his boundaries aren't exactly the best. He'll stop when the other boy tells him to, but he'll push right up to that point, probably.]

... so, hey, motherfucker, does this mean you're all being my motherfuckin' boyfriend now?

[yerawwizarderi]

[There's only the slightest moment of hesitation, before the need for somebody, the genuine friendship, probably his one true friend apart from Fef, really-]

Yeah. If you want me, that is.

[mo_cara]

Yeah! [Gamzee honks enthusiastically ... then pauses a moment, arms still around the smaller boy's waist.] We can keep it a motherfuckin' secret if you want. I mean, I know some motherfuckers ain't cool with the whole dudes being with dudes thing.

[And Gamzee's really willing to do that, though it'll be hard for him - otherwise he's probably going to start draping all over Eridan in public.]

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan bites his lip and starts to chew, in lieu of being able to stick his scarf in his mouth and worry that instead. He wants to be wanted, he wants to be accepted and he's not- ashamed, like- but he doesn't know how he ought to talk about this. Thoughts of other boys had mostly been fleeting and unconsidered; it doesn't feel wrong, but it feels...new.]

It's nothin' of the sort, only I don't know what to say, about this, I never properly considered anythin' of the sort and maybe I could- have some time gettin' used to the idea and thinkin' of how I want to say it?

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee can't say he's not disappointed, but ... at least Eridan isn't saying he's embarrassed by the other Slytherin. And that's good, right? And really, it's fair to give Eridan some time, so he nods, ruffles his fingers through the little blond streak in the younger boy's hair.]

Yeah, motherfucker, take all the time you be needing. [And anyway, even if it is a secret, he's got a boyfriend. A real, honest-to-god person who wants to be with him, and if that ain't the finest thing, then he doesn't know what is!]

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan cuddles right up to him, completely unembarrassed in the slightest. Public affection will never truly bother him- he just needs time to find his own way to put it into words, what they're doing, and fully accept what they just did. The attention, and the affection, he'll take shamelessly.]

So...maybe we should go somewhere else now?

[mo_cara]

[That makes the older boy grin, and he reminds Eridan] You be in my lap, little fish. [before nuzzling at his neck and then shifting so the other Slytherin can get up and Gamzee can follow.]

Back to the motherfuckin' dorm!

[yerawwizarderi]

[Right. So he is. Eridan gets up reluctantly, because it isn't like he expects Gamzee to carry him or anything. That would be horribly embarrassing, in a way even Eridan might not be okay with.]

Yeah, all right, that's all I wwas sayin'- [Shit, he's babbling. He's not going to stick his scarf in his mouth, he's not.]

[mo_cara]

It's a good motherfuckin' notion what be all up in your sly pan. [Gamzee agrees, and then he takes Eridan's hand, lacing his fingers through the younger boy's as he tugs him down the stairs, heading for the dungeons and the Slytherins' dorms.]

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan lets himself be tugged, dragged, whatever, clutching at Gamzee's hand with a kind of mad determination to make sure that this stays, all the way down to the dungeon entrance.]

You're really serious about this?

[mo_cara]

About what? Going up to our motherfuckin' room and sucking some sweet face until we can't hardly breathe no more? [Gamzee asks, blinking at the other boy in puzzlement, because he thought all that feeling up on the steps made it abundantly clear that he was damn serious about wanting to do that with Eridan.]

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan turns a deep, deep red again, because holy shit that was graphic as hell and also pretty much articulated what he wanted.]

I was talkin' about the boyfriend part specifically, but yeah that too I guess.

[mo_cara]

[The taller boy squeezes Eridan's hand and smiles.] Hell motherfuckin' yes I am. About both. I ain't never had me no boyfriend before.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan squeezes back, just as nervous.] I never did either. Actually I never even had a girlfriend either.