Sortinghat RP

011 He took the frozen macaroni and cheese!

2012-11-15T03:34:33Z

Posted by: speterman

(Anyone who sees Peter around on his free time is going to see him with someting wrapped around his neck with an ugly strap.)

So, hi. I don't really know how to offer this - I guess I should just spit it out figuratively, right? Okay, so, after what seemed like ages of people deciding that my aunt's gift to me wouldn't kill anyone. I mean, I guess you could be afraid that cameras steal your soul and stuff... Anyway! She got me a new camera, since someone decided... well, that my last one looked better in bits last year.

If any of the clubs want their photos taken or something, I wouldn't mind doing it. Get used to the camera and stuff.

Also!

I know the match is going to be coming up soon and I've been tinkering with the new broom I got from Tony ~~Oh my god, it's so cool~~. I lessened the overall surface area as much as possible. If you want some help with modifying your broom or just to get an idea of how you can, I'd love to help!

It's really easy.. The best approximation to figure out the current surface area would be to get the length of the handle, the circumference of the handle, the width of the other parts, the thickness of them, and the length of the side of all parts. Then find the surface area of a cylinder (for the handle), the area of two triangles (faces of the brush), and the area of three rectangles (the bottom and sides of the brush).

Oh, I could take pictures for you to send back to your families too if you want, I don't mind...

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♏ 008

2012-11-13T07:39:16Z

Posted by: arachnoble

A quick, albeit belated thank you to those who attended the party my fiancé threw for me.

Now, on to things that are more relevant to the present. It's time for your homework assignments. I'll try to keep things brief, because I have a lot of planning to do still. I quite frankly don't have the time to spend pouring over your essays.

So, what I want the lot of you to do is write eight to sixteen inches on everything you've learned in Charms. Yes, this is for all years, and yes, I do want you to cover every year of Charms you've had. Naturally, I expect longer papers from students in higher years.

Please get them to me shortly.

[OOC: aaand homework is over here!]

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LETS PLAY A GAME (Warning for creepy picture)

2012-11-03T16:05:03Z

Posted by: remembertheroses

[There's only this picture greeting all students and staff of Hogwarts today.

Happy Halloween.]

((OOC: A post to tie in with what happened to Ib when she met her shade here))

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ϟ 9

2012-10-19T05:13:19Z

Posted by: notapigeon

I SAW IT.

FROM MY WINDOW.

OUTSIDE. BY THE FOREST.

I KNEW IT EXISTED.

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013 | Sunday evening

2012-10-14T00:11:42Z

Posted by: givesyouaboner

I have to say, today's game was fantastic. I'm honestly impressed with the performance of our professors and other staff members who participated.
Of course, I'm a little disappointed that Gryfferin lost, but I'm all for good sportsmanship and most of the professors on our team behaved admirably.
That being said, I hope we have more games like this in the future. I'd like another excuse to use the banners we made.

_{[Filtered to Bro.]

★}

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007 Come to Spidey

2012-10-11T02:13:37Z

Posted by: speterman

[Handwriting is pretty shaky and ugly this time around.]

Do you think cats know they're cats? I wonder if animals are aware of what they are. Like us being aware we're humans. I'm pretty sure Pillow thinks she's human. What with her hogging the bed and laying her head on my pillow.

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2012-10-09T02:10:15Z

Posted by: not_a_vampire

Bună ziua, journal!

It is a good day today! ~~Sun is~~ The sun is bright, birds sing, general goodness! I am wondering if anyone has seen my owl. He seems to have gotten himself into a tight corner. He's rather small, da yes? He looks very strange for owl, easy to pick out. He's small and black, and he's missing feathers in some spots. I promise he is healthy! He is an owl from mountains in Romania.

If you see him, please come find me and tell me! I have mail I would like to send, it's very inconsiderate of him to hide away.

~~Mulțumesc~~ Thank you!

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Second Petal

2012-10-06T00:54:23Z

Posted by: drivensnow

I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?

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003

2012-09-28T01:28:06Z

Posted by: remembertheroses

Thank you to the person who gave me a picture of my parents! I was really missing them today and when I saw the photo it made me very happy, so thank you very much. :)

Also, I am sorry that I never introduced my goat. This is Garry.

He is a very sweet goat, but I think I have been feeding him too much vegetables. I will be taking him for a walk today for exercise.

[Filtered to Roxy Lalonde]

Hello Roxy. Are you doing better today?

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☀ 003 ☀

2012-09-27T22:39:23Z

Posted by: seeringlight

Everyone is invited. I will not tolerate any complaints about who decides to attend. If someone you dislike happens to come, you will just have to be the bigger person and either be civil or keep your distance.

If you have any questions pertaining to the Tea Party, please contact me with your inquiries. Thank you.

Things have been...odd haven't they.

[Filtered to Roxy Lalonde]

I need to speak to you in person as soon as possible. Please.

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sortinghat_rp @ 2012-09-26T00:16:00

2012-09-26T05:18:24Z

Posted by: eighttimeshandy

So, it looks like Slytherin has taken the lead in house points. As such, I have one thing to say to you all;

Mwahahahaha. Today, the House Cup. Tomorrow, the world.

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Second Trigger Warning

2012-09-25T23:05:38Z

Posted by: c9rp9realn9rmative

I'm not entirely certain what kind of illusion this is, but it is a very convincing one. A...very. Convincing one. I have no idea how it was accomplished, but whoever did it should be commended for their creativity, as well as for their talent.

[Filtered to Sal]
Sal, something's happened.
[/Filtered]

( courier and bright red under cut )

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010 [filtered from Snow]

2012-09-20T04:54:32Z

Posted by: givesyouaboner

_{[Dirk is probably more buttmad than he should be. He's calmed down several times, but then the moment he checks the journals again, he just goes right back to raging. Clearly this would be a sign to stay off them. But he's an eleven year old throwing a perpetual tantrum. Logical reason doesn't work in this instance.]}

I'm just noping so hard right now.
Noping into infinity.
On a skateboard. Ollieing into the sun. Disintegrating into a billion and one pieces.
This might be the last time anyone hears from me. Consider it be death by everything is stupid.

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001

2012-09-18T07:17:10Z

Posted by: mightyandtall

WELL IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE ALL YOU MUNCHKINS ARE HERE AT THIS SCHOOL.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN VERY STUDIOUS STUDENTS AND HAVEN'T LANDED YOURSELVES IN DETENTION SO SOON INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR!
THAT BEING SAID, IT IS TIME FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING MY CLASS.
I WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR COMPLAINTS BECAUSE THAT IS RUDE.

YEARS 3-4, CHOOSE AN ARTICLE FROM THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE I DISTRIBUTED IN CLASS EARLIER AND SUMMARIZE THE CONTENT. AFTER, STATE YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU THINK THE CONTENT COMPARES TO WIZARD SOCIETY, IF AT ALL. YOUR WRITING SHOULD BE AT LEAST FIVE INCHES BUT NOT EXCEED TEN.

YEARS 5-7, YOU HAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT, EXCEPT THE WRITING MUST BE AT LEAST TEN INCHES. I EXPECT YOU TO APPLY KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE FROM PREVIOUSLY READ TEXTS AND YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES. DO NOT FORGET TO READ BOMBPROOF YOUR HORSE AS ONE OF YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE EXAMINING MUGGLE EQUESTRIAN CULTURE, BUT YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED THE ACTUAL WRITING LATER.

REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY MUGGLE ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO CLASS TO SHARE, BY ALL MEANS DO SO. CLASS TIME IS ALWAYS BEST IF WE HAVE INTERESTING THINGS TO DISCUSS!!!

OH. AND THE ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE NEXT MONDAY.

_{[OOC: homework post is here}

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002

2012-09-17T06:20:03Z

Posted by: remembertheroses

Can someone please help me? There is a ghost at the corridor and I do not know how to get away.

[Obviously, no one has explained to Ib that the ghosts in Hogwarts aren't like the vengeful ones from Japanese folk tales.]

[Later in the day...this is filtered to Shinra]

Kishitani-senpai, here's the picture.

[Enclosed is a very nice crayon drawing of the Hogwarts lake. There's the sun in the sky, the castle in the background and a whole bunch of students, some swimming, ~~some flailing in the water~~, some sun-bathing, and some sitting down and just chatting with friends or reading books. While Ib did not draw any student in particular, there are two figures she made sure to get right. Underneath the tree, Shinra should find a recognizable depiction of him and Ib sitting together.]

I hope it is to your liking.

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ϟ 8

2012-09-17T05:51:04Z

Posted by: notapigeon

I have a super serious request!

If you can't think of one good reason why we shouldn't get a capybara in the school, sign my petition! Every signature I don't get could be denying us precious giant guinea pig time.

Signatures
Wilbur Robinson
Ib Amano
Dirk Strider
Coraline Jones
Jake English
Lyrl Dox
Shinra Kishitani

Filtered to Dave;

Giant awesome guinea pigs aside, I have something to show you.

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001

2012-09-06T13:02:14Z

Posted by: remembertheroses

Hello everyone. My name is Ib Amano. It is nice to meet you.

I am interested in joining a club. I am already in the art club, but my parents say I should join one more, so I would like to ask for ~~recoman~~ recommendations.

I apologize if my English is not so good. I am trying to get better.

Thank you for your time.

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