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[bubblingover]

Ok, so if you )(ad to choice between t)(ese two, w)(ich one would you pick?(and you )(ave to choose one of t)(e two!!!)

Getting eaten alive by one of t)(e magical creatures at t)(e bottom of t)(e lake

or

)(aving to write a c)(arms essay until your )(ands fall off!!

It's very serious question ok, so answer wisely!

Comments

[preanimator]

The answer is obvious: hands can be reattached, but it would be very difficult to force the squid to regurgitate you, alive and whole.

[bubblingover]

)(mmm, yea)( you are rig)(t!
i t)(ink i need to ret)(ink t)(ese c)(oices!
got any suggestions??

[preanimator]

I would suggest just actually doing your homework instead of messing about in the journals, procrastinating.

[bubblingover]

[Hahaha how did he knoooooow.]

yea)( but )(omework is boring!!
i don't want to write 6 inches on )(ow toenails work well in potions!
really?? just really???

[preanimator]

It's homework, it's not always meant to be interesting. Besides, it's important to know the reasons we use certain reagents, instead of just following the text as though it's a cookbook.

[bubblingover]

I suppose t)(at's true, not everyt)(ing we will learn will be interesting
it's like )(ow we )(ave to do t)(ings t)(at we really don't want to do

and it's like; we can't just read a textbook and be like )(ey! i know )(ow to do t)(ese spells now! Wit)(out even practising cause )(ow would you know if you )(aven't tried?

[preanimator]

[Feferi, you are so cheerful, you are confusing Herbert.]

Well, yes. One has to know the principles.

[bubblingover]

[Sorry, Herbert! It's just the way she is.]

W)(at else do you t)(ink we )(ave to know ot)(er t)(an principles, t)(ere must be more to learning t)(an just principles!

[preanimator]

Principles, history, then practical application, variants, that kind of thing.

[toocoolforthis]

That depends on the kind of charms essay. Is it one where you'd be bored to death before you even lost your hands?

[bubblingover]

No, it's an intensity interesting essay!
)(m alt)(oug)( if you are writing said essay until your )(ands fall off
it would get really boring after aw)(ile!
sig)( t)(is is )(ard

[toocoolforthis]

Sounds like you'd starve before that ever happened.

[bubblingover]

yea)(
i t)(ink i need to get better questions!
back to t)(e drawing board for me!

[toocoolforthis]

Ask us all when you've come up with more.
I'm sure we'll love these hypothetical essays of yours.

[bubblingover]

I can sense your sarcasm all t)(e way from t)(e )(ufflepuff common room, Dirk
But i promise no essays, next time!

[toocoolforthis]

It was only partially sarcastic, I'm sure you'll be glad to know.

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[bubblingover]

aww but Mituna!!
Just pick one!
w)(at kind of deat)( would you prefer??

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[bubblingover]

yea)( i guess i s)(ouldn't )(ave t)(oug)( of suc)( morbid choices

i guess dying of boredom is an easier deat)( t)(an getting eaten by some sea creature, i really need to work on t)(is!

so, w)(at about if you )(ad to c)(oose between becoming a sea creature or become a c)(arms teac)(er for t)(e rest of your life?

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[bubblingover]

w)(at!!

i bet you could be an awesome teac)(er!!

alt)(oug)( i don't t)(ink c)(arms is suited to you, maybe flying???

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[bubblingover]

See!! I t)(ink you would be fantastic at flying!!

You could s)(ow all t)(e students )(ow to do it! Zooming around sc)(ool, s)(owing off all your moves!

You would probably be t)(e coolest teac)(er at )(ogwarts!

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[bubblingover]

)(ey!!!
let no one else tell you can't do somet)(ing!!
you can become anyt)(ing you want!!
i want to become a mermaid one day and no one is going to stop me!!

[Well, she can't exactly become a mermaid, but Mituna will get the picture.]

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[bubblingover]

)(mm yea)(!!
.....
just don't tell anyone ok!!
cause it's a secret!!
no one is going to believe me and t)(ey will call me silly if i said anyt)(ing!

[helmetdoesnothing]

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