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[couldbehealer]

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I'm not fond of Quidditch. The only games I've ever seen are the ones held at school, and even then I don't stick around for very long. I just don't see the appeal. I suppose it could be entertaining, if you find sparrows quarreling over bread crumbs to be entertaining.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

It's the best way to improve broomstick magic and design.

[ladyliberty]

Thanks for your very important input, we all care very much.

[couldbehealer]

Can't we do that without resorting to possible violence?

[couldbehealer]

If you don't like what I have to say, you're not obligated to read it.

[ladyliberty]

If you don't like quidditch you're not obligated to watch it.

[couldbehealer]

I don't.

[ladyliberty]

Then why talk about it? Seems dumb.

[couldbehealer]

Simply stating my opinion. I've seen enough of the game to know I don't enjoy it.

[ladyliberty]

What brought this on anyway?

I'm gonna go post about all the stuff I don't like now, and insult people who do, I'm sure people are super interested.

[couldbehealer]

I heard the World Cup had been going on.

Enjoy that. I'm sure it won't be a waste of time.

[ladyliberty]

Unlike your post.

[arrogantalloy]

Because flying on a broom in the real world isn't violent at all, I'ts all bubble wrapped and harnessed up.

Really when you think about it, I'd say it's actually safer to test limits on brooms with quidditch.

[couldbehealer]

It was your choice to read and respond. I never asked you to.

[ladyliberty]

Well you won't have to waste your time reading mine either.

[couldbehealer]

I suppose if you looked at it that way.

Couldn't they create a controlled environment to test brooms in? Or is Quidditch what they'd consider controlled.

[couldbehealer]

I'll be sure not to.

[arrogantalloy]

Well, they are all tested before their sold for obvious reasons. But quidditch is the closest you could get to real world conditions without actual death being involved, and it can also help test sleeps in action where there are unexpected turns, collisions, stuff like that. It's all good data really.

More controlled than flying it at a troll or something like that. Because quidditch is all about flight control and reactions. Perfect for broom testing.

[dou8letrou8le]

If you don't like it then don't w8tch.
See, simple.

[couldbehealer]

Thank you for being the second person to tell me that.

[dou8letrou8le]

M8y8e you should consider t8king that piece of advice.

[couldbehealer]

As I've already stated once before, I do not watch Quidditch. Repeating the suggestion more than once will not drive the point further.

[wwistful]

it is incredibly mundane when you aren't playing. It's also incredibly mundane to be the minority. What house are you in?

[brothor]

Oh no! Quidditch is exciting!!! What do you prefer to watching it? Do you have other hobbies???

[its_cor_aline]

Gee thanks. I'll keep all of this in mind when I'm on the field this year.

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[just1c3w1tch]

If you don't care about quidditch, why go to the trouble of making a post about it?