Jones is a complete idiot! He's terrible LOOKING, too. Oh, god, I take back everything I ever might have said about Kirkland having any common sense.
And I TOLD you, no one would want to kiss me, don't be stupid. Just to be able to understand the damn thing, do you want me to go up and grab some unsuspecting person and try it on them? Because I don't need to be a genius to know that would hardly be a representative experience, and probably even worse than just kissing someone who wasn't interested in me, in some sort of competition. To even be equivalent at all to what you went through, it would have to be someone who at least tolerates me, which is maybe a pool of three or four people. And I would theorize for it to be actually good, it would have to be someone I like and someone who likes me, and that pretty much leaves only you. Are you volunteering to be a guinea pig?
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And I TOLD you, no one would want to kiss me, don't be stupid. Just to be able to understand the damn thing, do you want me to go up and grab some unsuspecting person and try it on them? Because I don't need to be a genius to know that would hardly be a representative experience, and probably even worse than just kissing someone who wasn't interested in me, in some sort of competition. To even be equivalent at all to what you went through, it would have to be someone who at least tolerates me, which is maybe a pool of three or four people. And I would theorize for it to be actually good, it would have to be someone I like and someone who likes me, and that pretty much leaves only you. Are you volunteering to be a guinea pig?