The blond sporty type is horrible, who would want anyone that wears their moron status so clearly on their

[Herbert had started writing before he read all of what Eriq wrote, and he scans down as he's penning his response, and ... yep. There is the rare inkblot from him, then a few shaky flecks as he jerks the quill from the page in shock.]

But

Why would you want to?