[And his face lit up a bit to that, because oh goodness did she read him way too well.]

Alright, alright... Prepare to kick me in the shins but not because I'm sorry for the party itself, but how disrespectful that was of me, because I know it was a bad time an' all, and I should be one well, take an amazin' friendship like ours and try to one up it in a way I shouldn't hawe.

That's all I'm sayin', I'm not goin' to go into this fit of how sorry I am an' all of that sorry bullshit that I know that you're tired of hearin'.

[He pauses for a moment, looking up and sighing deeply.]

Also I'm newer drinkin' alcohol again I'we decided this already.