[Gosh, all these people making a fuss over his death. He really doesn't know how to take this. Bland awkwardness seems to be the way to go, though.]

Yeeeeaaaah. Those rumors of my untimely demise might actually be true. [he rubs the back of his neck, shrugging] But I'm still here, so if you start crying I'm going to- [Normally, he'd say "hit you" but that's not really a thing he can do right now] -float here and stare at you until you stop. Because seriously, I'm still here.