The First Rule of Fight Club

[moveslikejaeger]

so hey whats everyone doing on saturday night aside from all those lucky folks who have dates in hogsmeade although really im kind of talking post dinner night time and im pretty sure were supposed to be in by then but still

saturday night right

its pretty all right for fighting dont you think (thats a reference to a muggle song by elton john so all you purebloods know)

speaking of fighting im pretty fond of fencing myself but were not allowed to have weapons at school so i cant really do that can i but thats fine i do love a good old fashioned no shirts bare fisted brawl too its really invigorating you know

but fighting isnt really allowed at hogwarts being a school and all but i think there are some people who could really use it you know let off some steam

its too bad theres not really a place we could do that

like an empty duelling classroom

;) ;) ;)

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[moveslikejaeger]

he was a pretty gorgeous lady though
was kind of like a smaller darker mamma

ho! dots fonny greg! iz like hyu tink mamma breaks out her want for every cut and scrape we get that is not how it works well here tht is how it works but that is not how it works at home! she cannot always be around to kiss our owies better so unless we can heal ourselves we have to learn how to deal with our injuries on our own so unless its something like bones sticking out or organs spilling everywhere we have to heal the muggle way

yes that is why you train and practice with people you know and trust what part of friendly fight are you not getting greg? this is hardly the same as rushing into battle this is a fight in a tame and controlled evironment with adult supervision

like duelling class without the wands

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[di_intraining]

[Inkblots.]

Moving on.

Well we're not in Mechanisburg. We're in Hogwarts, Scotland, the United Kingdoms. Point being that we've got a lot of wizards here, including the Muggleborns, who don't have a culture of getting into scraps as a form of fun. Boxing has all sorts of rules on where we can and can't hit to make it safer, but it still gets side-eyed quite a bit for the potential for violence. Same thing with Quidditch too. Which is why I said that so long as you've got adult supervision that's fine and all because they can make sure things don't get too out of hand.

I'm saying that some people don't want to get hurt if they can help it. It doesn't make them any less of a Gryffindor.

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[moveslikejaeger]

there is no reason why it shouldnt! unless no one shows up anyway

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[moveslikejaeger]

i am the second best at subtle! 8D
my big brother dimo would be the actual best

you could come and watch if you wanted you know

[moveslikejaeger]

and yet everyone keeps filtering their replies! its like they dont understand the art of subtlety

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[marshall_lee]

I'd like to watch but..if someone tried to fight me..well, it could be a problem.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh gamzee at least you understand me <3

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[moveslikejaeger]

ah yes super special undead strength
well i could set up an audience area with a big sign that says "THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FOR FIGHTING!"

[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS!
YoU aIn'T hArD tO gEt, cAuSe YoU'rE oNe CoOl MoThErFuCkEr.
CaN i CoMe WaTcH?

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[marshall_lee]

That's not a bad idea. I'd be down for that.

[moveslikejaeger]

i am a simple boy with simple desires what sometimes includes hitting people with sticks

of course! i was just talking to marshall about setting up an audience area for people who wanted to watch so that you dont have to fight

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[moveslikejaeger]

awesome! it will be just like home only with less audience participation

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[marshall_lee]

Now I'm really curious as to what it's like at your place.

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[moveslikejaeger]

you should come up some time! we love company and there is always room for more

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[marshall_lee]

That would be cool. It'd be nice to visit a place that's already pretty accomodating to your "special needs". Maybe I'll stop out over holiday break.
Oh, I think Marcie might be staying with me. Would it be cool if she came too?

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[moveslikejaeger]

oh holidays are fun very busy lots of tourists and mammas girls dress up in sexy sexy santa outfits rawr
yes she has already been invited over too!

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[marshall_lee]

Sexy Santas you say? I'm definately in now.

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[moveslikejaeger]

the sexiest santas you will ever see! and so very friendly too
its how i learned everything i know about girls thats for sure

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[marshall_lee]

Ahh friendly sexy girls are the best. I kinda miss being able to go out whenever I want and just meet cute girls whereever.

Not that they're aren't cute ones here of course.

[ladyliberty]

It's like the people at this school aren't too bright.

Anyway, I haven't got any plans on Saturday. I'd love to hang out.

[moveslikejaeger]

i know right? its like they expect me to do something BAD

i would love to hang out with you! does this mean you are not so mad at me now?

[ladyliberty]

I didn't say that, did I?

[moveslikejaeger]

so are you gonna punch me in the face until you are?

[ladyliberty]

Don't tell me you wouldn't enjoy that.

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[moveslikejaeger]

no i know what you mean! in mechanicsburg it is much easier to fool around the girls here have very high expectations you cant just kiss and run