[Bro, Dirk is eleven, remember? Normally this would indicate that maybe he shouldn't be trusted with huge secrets. But the difference is that Dirk tries to hard to act mature and stuff--he's not going to turn down a chance to prove himself in that regard. So for now, he's trying to push all other feelings aside.]
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Good. I don't want to have to break my hand.
I can handle it. What is it?