YoU'd NeVeR kNoW iF sHe MoThErFuCkIn LiKeD yOu If YoU nEvEr AsKeD hEr, ThOuGh.
MaYbE sHe'S gOiNg WiTh My BoY kArKaT bEcAuSe ShE dIdN't ThInK nObOdY eLsE wAnTeD tO aSk HeR.

[Doesn't believe that. Thinks jade would turn Tavros down flat if he asked, which would serve Gamzee's purposes just fine.]