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[innocent_insanity]

any of you people got the know-how on history of magic? seems like after being absent and shit for a year a brother's up and forgotten most of the fourth year stuff which kind of led you down this motherfucking dusty brick road to the righteous understanding of this sick business.

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[allisnotlost]

[WOW LET ME JUST.]

wwould you like a shorter list or somethin that covvers a bit more
i mean i am a fourth year and all but historys my forte

[innocent_insanity]

seriously bro? just a short list would be motherfucking awesome. :o) i mean, i can remember the details and shit it's just i can't up and sort out which is which and what this here fucker should be up and applying to the stuff being done in class now.

[candycrabapple]

OKAY, SO I'M GOING TO THROW THIS MIND BLOWING SUGGESTION YOUR WAY, AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO APOLOGISE FOR HOW ASTOUNDING IT IS TO EVEN THE MOST BASIC OF UNDERSTAND HERE.

BUT WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED A HISTORY OF MAGIC TEACHER NOW. MARVEL TO MODERN WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, I KNOW. HOWEVER, IF YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND TO THIS REVOLUTIONARY IDEA, I THINK YOU'LL FIND IF YOU ASK HIM HE MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME CATCH UP MATERIAL. THAT IS IF IT ISN'T TOO BEYOND THE REALM OF COMMON SENSE HERE.

[innocent_insanity]

bro you need to calm your motherfucking tits the fuck down. :o(

[status_is_not_quo]

History isn't my best subject, and I skipped fourth year, but I can try to help? I mean I'm not bad at it, and since we're in the same house and all.

[innocent_insanity]

seriously bro? that'd be all sorts of motherfucking awesome if you could! :o)

[cantfightthisfire]

History of Magic has gotta be the most boring subject in the entire curriculum. What's even the point? I mean, we're here to learn magic. I don't get why we need to know the history of it.

[status_is_not_quo]

Yeah, sure!

Hey, do you want to help me out with something in return?

[candycrabapple]

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TELLING ME THAT. I AM CALM DAMN IT. WHAT ABOUT ME SEEMS TO JUST EXUDE AND AURA OF AGGRAVATION ALL THE DAMN TIME?

[innocent_insanity]

it can get pretty right and proper boring as hell sometimes yeah. :o( still it can be fucking interesting as if you look into the major shit these wizards and witchy bitches had to plow on the fuck through to make the spells we use today. :o)

[innocent_insanity]

sure, like what bro?

[innocent_insanity]

might be all the capitals. :o)

[allisnotlost]

ahh gotcha
i can get somethin for you sooner than you think
and ill certainly try not to focus on particular subjects that havve interested me more than others
i mean the entire things interestin as hell to me but there havve been points in history thatre a lot more interestin to me than the others

[innocent_insanity]

sweet! history can be all sorts of amazing but sometimes it's just a bit too much to remember all of you know? :o)

[candycrabapple]

OH WELL, THEN AREN'T YOU JUST JUDGING THIS BOOK BY ITS FUCKING COVER THERE?

EVER THOUGHT THAT I MIGHT JUST LIKE THE CONFORMITY OF CAPITAL BLOCKED LETTERS? BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? I ACTUALLY LIKE THE CONFORMITY OF CAPITAL BLOCKED LETTERS.

[bonafide_divinity]

You were gone for a whole year and you're looking for pointers on history of magic? Just read the textbook.


Or if you're pressed for time, I might consider lending you last year's notes.

[innocent_insanity]

we never up and cover the entire motherfucking textbook though. :o( i don't want to waste my fucking time reading the whole thing when there's other shit to be done.

could i borrow your wicked notes bro? :o)

[innocent_insanity]

doesn't that make writing quickly all sorts of slow and annoying? :o(

[candycrabapple]

I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT I CAN WRITE JUST AS FAST AS YOU DO LIKE THIS, IT'S HOW I'VE ALWAYS WRITTEN IT'S JUST A THING THAT I DO. YOU DON'T ASK SOMEONE HOW THEY WALK IN BIG SHOES ASKING HOW AWKWARD IT'S GOING TO BE, BECAUSE ONCE YOU GET USED TO DOING SOMETHING SOMEWAY IT'S BEYOND FUCKING EASY AND FAST ISN'T IT?

[innocent_insanity]

you done a lot of walking in big-ass shoes or something bro?

[candycrabapple]

IT WAS THE FIRST EXAMPLE THAT CAME TO MIND, IT'S NOT THE POINT I'M MAKING. THE POINT THAT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE WHICH HAS SO CLEARLY FLOWN OVER YOUR FUCKING HEAD SO FAR AND FAST THAT IT'S IN LONDON RIGHT NOW. IS THAT I'M MORE THAN FACT ENOUGH WRITING LIKE THIS, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

[innocent_insanity]

okay. :o)

[candycrabapple]

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST REPLY TO WHAT I SAID WITH AN 'OKAY'? WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?

[innocent_insanity]

should a brother have declared 'fuck that shit' instead?

[candycrabapple]

AT LEAST IT'S MORE TO GO ON THAN 'OKAY'. SO NEXT TIME JUST DECLARE THAT TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT AND THEN I CAN AT LEAST REALISE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND WE CAN GO FROM THERE.

[innocent_insanity]

okay :o)

[allisnotlost]

yeah theres quite a bit of history out there and evven i admit i sometimes forget somethin or get a date or twwo outta order but yeah haha there is a lot of it out there

[innocent_insanity]

you really like history of magic huh? :o)

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[status_is_not_quo]

I'm working on an experiment for designing a spell, and I need testers for it. It shouldn't be too difficult, just open a piece of parchment and tell me what you see.

[candycrabapple]

YOU SAID THAT ON PURPOSE. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT.

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[innocent_insanity]

what kind of shit is this bro expected to see on this paper?

[innocent_insanity]

okay :o)

[allisnotlost]

wwhat makes you say that

[innocent_insanity]

you seem real fucking eager about it. :o) it's a good thing bro.

[allisnotlost]

of course im just playin wwith you haha i knoww its a good thing and all

[innocent_insanity]

you're honest, it's good. :o)

[candycrabapple]

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER YOU ANYMORE.