As in Sherlock is a stalker, Sherlock spends time with John, thereby Sherlock is a gay stalker pervert? John, I don't care what lies people want to tell themselves or who they bother making them up about. It's not important. I have better things to concern myself with in regards to things that are true.

Nightmares. Well, shame indeed then that I cannot get into Hufflepuff. I know a few pleasant lullabies.