Okay, now I know you're just being you. It was to scandalize the snotty portraits of his dusty, prejudiced relatives. ... also, he actually started it, and I just upped the ante.

That's an awful lot of times for you to snog or nearly snog one of your roommates while hassling Sherlock and I for far less. And, so... what, when you thought you liked girls, were you just being in denial?