That's the thing, though. Maybe if you took yourself a bit more seriously, you'd have an easier time of all that. I'd already had a fair share of decent experience by the time I was a couple of months shy of 15.

You know there's a giant, obvious hole in that plan, right? Sherlock usually keeps Victor in your dorm, doesn't he? Unlike Sherlock, I've never broken into a different house, so how could I have anything to do with that?