Yeah, well, I haven't heard nearly as much about those little hobbies out of you, so for now, the chart remains an unblemished truth. What do you even mean by a magical personal assistant, anyway? Don't you rich Pureblood types already use House Elves for that kind of thing?

... ah. Yeah. That. Honestly, it makes for a much better story than it does a life experience, so you might not want to duplicate that one. That was during the Easter holiday, about a month after I turned 15.