First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

Good.
I wouldn't want to cause injury simply by coming back to the castle.
Make an effort to contain yourself, Rose, your fangirl is showing.
I didn't, unfortunately.
I am a peon and believe that souvenirs are a waste of my time and money.

[seeringlight]

I'm trying my hardest. Sometimes I can't help but let it out once in awhile. She is the creature I hide in my closet so no one will ever see such behavior, but sometimes she just happens to slip out.
Souvenirs are a load of rubbish, but objects of significance that can be thoroughly studied is a different matter.
I'm disappointed that you found nothing interesting in that regard.

[toocoolforthis]

Well, it's not as if I could take home things like ancient ruins with me.
Surely someone would notice if they'd disappeared.

[seeringlight]

Unfortunate. Perhaps one day.
Obviously I intend to take over the world so I may do as I please. I find this to be a worthy endeavor.

[toocoolforthis]

Well, when you're ruler of the world, I'll obviously steal ruins during my independent studies and bring them back to you.
Only the best for Miss Lalonde.

[seeringlight]

I knew I could trust you. You will have the power to do what you want. Anything for family, after all.

[toocoolforthis]

The dark days of the monarchy sans constitution will be returned to us once more.

[seeringlight]

People will whisper or names with fear and awe.