I really don't want to ever get into an analogy that includes Mycroft's unsavory desires.
It's ridiculous and hopelessly one-sided but he thinks of you as the prime example of humanity. You are the redemption of all normal people and proof that he himself is not entirely unlovable, simply unloved. Consider it another universal constant. Don't worry. Nothing will come of it.
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It's ridiculous and hopelessly one-sided but he thinks of you as the prime example of humanity. You are the redemption of all normal people and proof that he himself is not entirely unlovable, simply unloved. Consider it another universal constant. Don't worry. Nothing will come of it.