Good on you, and honestly, I think I shall award you those five points. Aside from being amusing, this was also a good way, in my opinion, to diffuse the tension. Judging by the responses of your classmates above me, they did not seem to get it. Haha.

But the truth of the entire matter is that the actual examinations take so little of the school year, and they are not nearly as mind-shatteringly difficult as one would be led to believe. Simply study and make sure you understand basic concepts, then you will do fine.

At least you know this. ♡

And by the way. That passes as essay-length to some students. It was a joke!