I'm sorry that you are soooo lonely and miz and no one wants to touch you with a 10 foot broomstick. But that is no reason to get your pants in a bunch, girls do not altogether find madness all that attractive.

...Well, other than in the case of Amelia and Graham, but they are one of the great mysteries of life, right up there with what happens after death and how to snog someone after eating garlic.