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[selfslushie]

You know, I don't get why most of the time, we just wait around for the faculty to hand us a social event. I'm not blaming the staff; it's not like there's anything they'd care about going on. But we students have exams approaching, and I think we could use one last hurrah before we bury ourselves in books. Maybe if we do all the planning and set-up, we can even get the headmaster to let us use the Great Hall or something. That way we're not just all cramming into an empty classroom.

So? Is anyone with me on this? I'll accept help from anyone on most things, but those interested in decorations or music will be judged with merciless scrutiny.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

this is the best idea youve ever had princess.
i approve.
strider stamp of approval right here.
and im feeling generous.
ill unleash my martha stewart.

which is not fucking optional.

[selfslushie]

Please don't call me Princess, Professor.

And fine. It's not like I have much choice, since you're actually on the staff. I'll send any decorating committee members your way.

[plushaeusrumpified]

alright fine your majesty.
just tryin to show my respect.

ha ha i dont need your decorating committee.
i have my own team of hard working smuppets.
thats all the committee i need.

[selfslushie]

It's not respectful at all.

Wait. Your freaky puppet things? You're joking, right?

[plushaeusrumpified]

you got a problem with that.
you wanna talk about your feelings.
look into the big round eyes of my smuppets.
and tell them you hate them.
do you even have the heart.

[selfslushie]

They're puppets. They can't actually help you.

Unless you're planning on using them as the decorations. Dear God, tell me you're not.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wow.
youre a fucking wizard dipshit.
did you forget i am too.
they can do whatever i fucking want.

i was gonna do both.

[selfslushie]

Right. I'm sorry, it's just that those kind of things are a bit advanced for me and sometimes it's hard to remember you're a Professor and not a fellow student.

Please don't. Please don't use them as decorations.

[plushaeusrumpified]

was that some kind of unsubtle dig.
are you trying to say something.
what are you trying to say.
say it.

hmm.
maybe if you give me a fifty inch essay.
explaining in detail why i shouldnt.

[clockspinner]

bro no

[plushaeusrumpified]

bro yes.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Oh gosh, a party! I'd love to help! 38D I can talk to the house elves about refreshments, if you'd like!

[selfslushie]

I'm not trying to say anything. I guess I just worded it wrong.

That is entirely doable.

[selfslushie]

Thank you, Feferi! That would be wonderful!

[plushaeusrumpified]

you have an hour.

[selfslushie]

Really, Professor? Can't we work something else out?

[plushaeusrumpified]

mmmm.
sign up for my class.
itll be hilarious.
then ill leave you and your pussy party alone.

[selfslushie]

Fine. It's a deal.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

My pleasure, Kurt! 38D

[selfslushie]

Do you have any theme ideas? I'm going to see if there's anything a lot of people like.

[plushaeusrumpified]

i bet you bruise like a fucking peach.
the smuppet party wouldve been so much easier.
but this.
thisll be fun.

[selfslushie]

Well it's certainly possible that there will be damage to my body and psyche, it's better than your terrifying puppets being decorations for my parties.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[There are no words.

But Kurt's gonna find a smuppet on his pillow with a note written in red ink that says 'Princess'.]

[whatforbiddenforrest]

Do I even need to say how in I am?

[selfslushie]

Perfect! Someone who I know I can trust with decorating.