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[aboutwhynot]

I have a very exciting homework assignment for all my wonderful divination students~

Let's say it's due a week from today, though I suggest you get started sooner rather than later before you start stinking up your dorm rooms.

We're going to be studying an ancient Roman tradition of divination, where the wizards of that time period would cut open birds and look at their organs to tell the future. I gathered up three different kinds of birds - chickens, doves, and pheasants - so feel free to pick your favorite. If you haven't already learned how to use Diffindo on organic matter properly just yet, you can either see me and I'll tutor you, or you can ask me for a scalpel instead. And you're going to be writing me a half a page on what secrets of the future you learn from these entrails, so don't think you can get away with making yourself dinner.

So come get your supplies and get to work!

Comments

[whatforbiddenforrest]

That sounds...rather messy :(

[aboutwhynot]

That's part of the fun!

Really, if you're careful and remember to lose gloves it really won't be too messy.

But either way, it's a very educational process.

[centaurstestes]

D --> That is disturbing

[aboutwhynot]

Yes, the Romans certainly were an interesting bunch.

[shaddup]

grrrrreat now im hungry again

[centaurstestes]

D --> Not just that
D --> I cannot believe a teacher is advocating the killing of innocent animals
D --> I hope your students don't have to kill them themselves

[aboutwhynot]

Of course not. I'm going to kill them myself once they choose. I would have killed them already, but I didn't want the birds to go bad.

[aboutwhynot]

Well if you wanted to join my class you could always make yourself dinner after you got done with your homework.

[shaddup]

what if i was soooo hungry that i ate my homework

[aboutwhynot]

Then I would put you on scalpel-cleaning duty to make up for it. Which is a very messy job, I assure you.