OH! Man, that was tasty. Thanks again. It's not often I eat anything other than beetles and moths. I caught a mouse last night, but Dave's roommates wouldn't let me eat it.
I'm glad you like it. Ugh, that's lame. I'll see if Uncle Dirk will give me a few pounds and I'll buy you some feeder mice from the pet shop a few blocks from here.
No, I don't think he has. At least, I didn't go show it to him, so really there's no way for me to know. Do you think so? They really should be jealous, because no one knows how to live it up like we do.
I think I can be patient. Do you have any old school books here? The information I'm finding on the internet is only referencing the Wizard of Oz.
Nah, you don't have to do that. Usually I'm too small to eat something as big as a mouse. I've just seen the bigger owls hork them down like it's no big thing, and I wanted to try it while I'm big enough to do it. Maybe Dave will let me if I can catch another one.
Chicken nuggets, then. Do you want to try fish? I doubt chips would taste particularly good to you. You could always just... catch another mouse and not tell anyone. If someone sees you, just go ahead and shove it in your mouth. Unless it's still alive. It'd probably scratch you.
well he uses the journals too or you could show him masterpieces like that deserve to be shown off
yeah i should i think theyre in a box under my bed unless bro pitched them while i was at school
...yeah i noticed all the owls turned human the owlery looked like a roman orgy all tits and sausages hanging out everywhere its really awkward to explain to an owl what a schlong is for
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sortinghat_rp2012-06-02 05:50 pm
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Hey, that looks like Dave.
somehow voice too idc
You. Dave.
Uhh... did you get sick or something?
You sound strange.
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{>I'm glad you three enjoyed yourselves.<}
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thats the best artistic rendering of my fine visage i could ask for
ssshhhh it's okay Sprite doesn't have a wand either.
I'm his owl.
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I would've asked how you guessed but if you know Dave and Uncle Dirk then it'd be deductive reasoning.
Who are you?
It was really really fun.
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Since when can you talk?
Do you remember who I am? I'm Dirk.
I'm the one who gave you a chicken nugget last time you sent home a letter.
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I did my best on it.I drew it ironically.
Is it almost time for you to come home for hols yet?
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{>I brought your
Dave home.<}
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Thank you so much, Professor.
It made me really happy to see Dave.
I think it made Dave really happy too.
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im glad you drew this in the journals i think the whole school needed to see it
now theyll get a major case of the jellies
not yet kiddo just a couple more weeks
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OH! Man, that was tasty. Thanks again. It's not often I eat anything other than beetles and moths.
I caught a mouse last night, but Dave's roommates wouldn't let me eat it.
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I'm glad you like it. Ugh, that's lame. I'll see if Uncle Dirk will give me a few pounds and I'll buy you some feeder mice from the pet shop a few blocks from here.
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At least, I didn't go show it to him, so really there's no way for me to know.
Do you think so?
They really should be jealous, because no one knows how to live it up like we do.
I think I can be patient.
Do you have any old school books here?
The information I'm finding on the internet is only referencing the Wizard of Oz.
Also Sprite can talk.
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You could always just... catch another mouse and not tell anyone. If someone sees you, just go ahead and shove it in your mouth. Unless it's still alive. It'd probably scratch you.
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or you could show him
masterpieces like that deserve to be shown off
yeah i should
i think theyre in a box under my bed
unless bro pitched them while i was at school
...yeah i noticed
all the owls turned human
the owlery looked like a roman orgy all tits and sausages hanging out everywhere
its really awkward to explain to an owl what a schlong is for
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I might just... not do that.
If he sees it, he sees it.
Oh. I found some.
I'm going to read them all.
I'm running out of things to keep myself busy.
It probably wouldn't be so bad if I could sleep.Wow.
Awwwwkward.
I like that Sprite can talk though.
How'd they turn into humans?
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{>He looked like he needed some time to unwind.<}
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But I don't know what's been happening.
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{>I don't think it's my place to say.<}
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If he wanted me to know he'd tell me.
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{>So there is that.<}
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What do you teach by the way?
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I don't know about that.
Flying really isn't my thing.
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{>Even if you don't like it flying is important to know!<}
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P sure he can get me exempt.
I'm not getting on a broom.