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[tomatatas]

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I... I was wondering if anyone had any... large blouses that I could borrow? Mine suddenly no longer... fit.

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Slytherin and Hufflepuff congratulations, your classes with me are cancelled today as I am currently facing an emergency. Use the time wisely is my suggestion.

Comments

[seeringlight]

Are you alright, Professor?
I'm sad to hear that class is cancelled, but I am more worried about your well-being. I just need to confirm you're alright, since strange things have been happening.

[tomatatas]

I'll recover.
... What kind of strange things? Are they occurring schoolwide?

[seeringlight]

As long as you aren't in immediate danger.
All sorts of things! It would be impossible to explain because it is so varied amongst everyone.

[tomatatas]

No, the danger is not truly immediate.
Give me some examples Miss Lalonde. As varied as you please.

[seeringlight]

I am now a mother and of age to being one.
Goats are talking.
Cats are growing extra tails.
Shall I continue?

[tomatatas]

...You had a child. Miss Lalonde, I’m afraid I don’t believe that could be true. I believe others would have noticed.
I also believe that you’re too smart to do something like that.
Even if you have… aged.
...But I heard about the goats.
I think that will be enough, but thank you.

[seeringlight]

It's more like I didn't technically give birth to her, but she is now my daughter by technicality.
I didn't say it made much sense.
Honestly. This entire fiasco has not made sense since it started.

[tomatatas]

You adopted a child? Is that what you're trying to say?
...I shouldn't be so surprised it is rare for anything here to make sense. Having gone to school here, and having had that time be so very recent I should still be used to it.

[seeringlight]

I became my cousin's mother.
Yet, it still seems to get the better of all of us everytime.