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Jan. 23rd, 2013 11:40 am
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Salve Students.

I hope you all enjoyed your break and that your return means you will all be focusing on the work that needs to be done before exams and not other silly things. This is the time to be serious and focus properly. Who knows perhaps those of you that haven't been will be able to catch up and actually manage to pass.

As you may or may not be aware, the leaving of High Inquisitor Snow means that I will be taking all Herbology classes. Ravenclaw and Gryffindor students, you shouldn't be too far apart from my original students, but please if you feel the need to speak to me due to a lack of understanding make an appointment with me and we'll talk it out.

As for homework, I'll be nice. I want each student to write me a report of a plant that grows in winter, near where they call home. Obviously this will mean a lot of overlap between many of the British students, but that doesn't mean you'll be able to get away with cheating. Trust me, I'll be able to tell.

Finally, I'm looking for volunteers who'd like to help me rip down the vines the High Inquisitor left around my Greenhouses. Anyone interested to come to Greenhouse One on Saturday after lunch. I'll be giving housepoints to anyone who does, and they'll be hot drinks. Surely that sweetens the deal enough?
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Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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Nov. 9th, 2012 01:57 pm
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I'VE BEEN SEVERELY SLACKING IN ASSIGNING HOMEWORK AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE, NOT THAT MAY OF YOU HAVE REALLY MINDED. SO!

THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL SPAN ALL YEARS AND ALL HOUSES. I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN FAMILY HISTORY AND TRACK DOWN THE FIRST TRACES OF MAGIC IN YOUR FAMILY. FROM THAT I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FAMILY TREE THAT STRETCHES DOWN FROM THEM TO YOU. I'M AWARE THAT THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF SIBLINGS AND COUSINS AND OTHER RELATIONS HERE AT HOGWARTS SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP FROM ONE ANOTHER WHEN FILLING IN GAPS. THE SAME GOES FOR FAMILY NOT AT SCHOOL. WRITE HOME, ASK QUESTIONS, ASK FOR FAMILY HEIRLOOMS OR PAPERS YOU CAN STUDY.

FOR STUDENTS WITH A HEAVY MAGICAL LINEAGE, DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE NON-MAGICAL RELATIVES AND THOSE WITHOUT A LONG HISTORY OF MAGIC IN THEIR FAMILY, DO A BIT OF SEARCHING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND A GREAT-UNCLE TWICE REMOVED WHO HAD A HABIT OF TURNING TAX COLLECTORS INTO NEWTS.

ONCE ALL IS SAID AND DONE YOU'LL PRESENT YOUR FINDINGS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK HERE OR IN PERSON. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

[Added later:]

SINCE I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF THESE QUESTIONS I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE EASIER TO JUST LEAVE THE ANSWERS HERE.

1. PRESENTATION TO THE CLASS IS NOT MANDATORY IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I'M OT GOING TO FORCE ANYONE INTO PUBLIC SPEAKING AND IT WILL NOT EFFECT YOUR GRADE.

2. STUDENTS WHO WERE ADOPTED MAY DO THEIR TREES BASED ON THEIR ADOPTIVE FAMILIES. FAMILY DOESN'T END WITH BLOOD AFTER ALL.

3. MUGGLEBORN STUDENTS SHOULD DO THE ASSIGNMENT AS NORMAL, JUST KEEP A LOOK OUT IN YOUR RESEARCH FOR ANY POSSIBLE MAGICAL RELATIVES.



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ANYONE UP FOR A TRIP TO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS TONIGHT? I COULD USE A DRINK SOME COMPANY.

[OOC: Homework post is here!!!]

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Oct. 21st, 2012 08:42 pm
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I seem to have misplaced my glasses, where I'm not sure. My eyesight is generally very good, however I have trouble reading small text and they make it easier when taking a test or studying. Has anyone seen them recently? It would be much appreciated if they were returned...
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I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?

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Sep. 27th, 2012 01:30 pm
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I... I was wondering if anyone had any... large blouses that I could borrow? Mine suddenly no longer... fit.

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Slytherin and Hufflepuff congratulations, your classes with me are cancelled today as I am currently facing an emergency. Use the time wisely is my suggestion.

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Sep. 19th, 2012 11:45 pm
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 As many of you would have seen, assuming you do possess the skills of basic reading comprehension, Hogwart's now possess two Herbology teachers. Which to be frank, I am glad of, as dealing with all of you would likely give me wrinkles far too early. Slytherin and Hufflepuff you will be reporting to me, and Gryffindor and Ravenclaw will be under the eye of Inquisitor Snow. No ifs or buts.

Now as for Homework, I have looked over the quizes I set on the first day back and I see that like I expected barely any of you seemed to actually study. So obviously to combat that I will need to set more stricter homework, and anyone who doesn't hand it in on it's due date with it fulfilling all it's requirements can expect a detention.

First years, I expect 8 inches on one of the most common plants discussed in your textbooks. Discuss where it is commonly found, what it is traditionally used for, and potential side effects it can have if used incorrectly.

Second years we will be studying Mandrakes as many of you may have assumed. As such I want 10 inches on the growth cycle of a mandrake, it's common uses, and the side effects it can have. 

Third years I want a foot on the uses of the seeds of a Puffapod. Yes they are known for flowering instantly upon touching the ground, but there is more to them than beauty.

Fourth we will soon begin studying Bubotuber's and as such I want at least a foot on the correct method to harvests this plant's pus, and what the pus can be used for.

Fifth years yes this is an important year as we have all told you. Consider it also the potential last year I will ever have to deal with you,  if you do not intend on pursing a career that needs a NEWT in Herbology. I'm sure some of us will be very glad of this parting and I know in some cases I will be positively gleeful. But for the meantime, I want 30 inches on topics we have previously studied. If some of you are stuck and have not absorbed any information like I assume, then look up and see the homework I have set for grades below you for ideas.

Sixth and seventh years, you have elected to stay with me. Hopefully this is because you show actual interest in the topic and not just because you feel you need attempt it. As such, sixth years, pick a topic that we have previously studied and write me at least 20 inches on the subject. I want something that I feel could be good enough to go into a textbook, but trust me I'll know if it's been copied from anywhere. Seventh, I want you to find a plant that isn't native to the UK region, and write me an essay of 25 inches on it. Uses, it's time of discoveries, any side effects it has, the basics. Again, I'll know how many of you actually did the effort into it.

Aside from sixth and seventh years, I expect all these to be returned to me in two weeks. Sixth years I want yours in three, and seventh have till this time next month. Failure to hand it in will result in a very serious discussion as to why you feel you are too good for my assignments.

[ooc: Homework post here]

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I want both of you to keep your heads down around the Inquisitor. You both have his classes after all. Lovino if I hear one word of misbehaviour from you I promise my punishment will be much worse than his could ever be.

Watch what you say, watch how you act. And don't trust him.

[Filtered to Antonio]

Has the Inquisitor bothered you yet?

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Jun. 18th, 2012 07:44 pm
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Good morning students.

My name is Professor Giordano, and as of the new school year I will be taking over your Herbology classes. Hopefully we will all see eye to eye and the classes will pass without interruption or trouble. I expect a level of maturity, especially from students not in their first year.

As for summer work, I will be kind this year. As many of you have already gone home for the summer there is little in the way of practical homework I can assign. I do however expect all students to revise the information they have studied for previous years as well as begin learning the theoretical sides of what they will need to know this year. Yes, there will be quizes in the first lesson, and I expect high if not flawless marks.

As for exams, I may not be in charge of marking your papers this year, but I will be overlooking them. For any student I feel is having trouble and not performing at the expect level I will be contacting them personally.

Enjoy your summer, and come back ready to learn upon re-arrival.

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