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[Filtered away from Maka and baby!Death Eaters.]

[There is a large ink blot here, this is a last resort ok]

I usually wouldn't make an inquiry like this of the student body, but. I hadn't found anything that informative on the subject ~~that wasn't completely unrelated~~ in the library and Madame Pince was not very helpful.

Well. ~~What should you–~~ ~~If your friend were to–~~

If you at times feel that you are less in control of your actions in the presence of a certain person, what condition might that be indicative of?

[ooc: For the filter, use your own judgment! It does not specifically say that but you know who you are.]

thatscalledsokkastyle

[Filtered from Staff]

So we all know it was Azula, right?

I saw people looking at Galen, but come on. They would've said if somebody died. That means it was the Imperius Curse or the Cruciatus Curse. And being manipulative and torturing people are Azula's specialties.

(ooc| Sokka's pretty emotional right now, which makes him a sloppy charmer. So it's possible for a teacher to hack.)

thisonetime_withkeith

Well holy shit i was surprised to find out this month was gay month! Yall are lucky, i mean considerin it falls on valentines day. Thats pretty cool!

But on a sorta different subject I kinda just wanted to say that Im real sorry Puck. I was bit of a ass. Turns out it was just a misunderstandin and one that was my fault. Sorry man... can we be friends again?

[Filtered away from Amelia]

Oh and uh, back to holy shit stuff. I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

AND ITS VALENTINES THIS MONTH

What the hell do i do?!

plastic_spastic

There's a Quidditch match soon and I'm just glad that we're not playing Gryffindor. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for bashing on the red and yellow, but it's annoying when Quidditch is involved.

I'm looking forward to graduating and not having to deal with Quidditch.

status_is_not_quo

[Filtered to all Slytherin students his year and higher, EXCEPT Galen. No professors or students from other houses, or fourth-years and younger.]

Hey, has anyone taken a look at the house points board lately? Because thanks to the actions of a certain complete toolbox who shall remain nameless, Slytherin is not only dead last but also in the negatives!

Not to mention, everyone thinks that we're made of the same stuff because we got saddled with him in our house.

Are we going to stand for this? I say hell no! And we need to let him know that we're not going to put up with it, either. We'll make him rue the day he crossed the house of cunning ambition!

But of course we'll have to be incredibly sneaky to get away with it without professors finding out.

~~If we can get the blame foisted off on Gryffindor, even better.~~

dance_kiss_schmooze

I don't know what everyone's so upset about--lizard skins, bones, eyes, and tails are crucial ingredients in a lot of potions. Me, I'm excited about restocking my supply cupboards; what's all the kvetching about?

Mr. Puckerman, I believe we're due for a meeting before Sunday's match. I'm looking forward to hearing your latest strategy.

kid8dik

I find the need to apologize to my fellow Ravenclaws for the loss in points. As a prefect, it was irresponsible, and I assure my housemates that it won't occur again.

And I hope that no one allows their pet to come in contact with Yong Soo in the future, the number of lizards in the Ravenclaw Commonroom is obscene.

thatscalledsokkastyle

RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH TEAM, LISTEN UP!

I want to get in at least one more practice before our match against Slytherin. I'm going to see when we can get the field.

Rose, welcome to the team! I'm expecting big things from you -- That goes for everyone! Guys, we can totally take Slytherin. Yeah, our match against Hufflepuff earlier in the year wasn't our finest moment, but this is Slytherin. Their captain is notably less insane, for one thing!

And if any of you can find time to practice even when the whole time isn't, do it. We're going to turn this thing around on Sunday.

I know you guys have it in you to kick some Slytherin butt!

thisonetime_withkeith

Alright listen up everybody! Just thought y'all should know that somebody in this castle's a big huge buttwipe that tries to steals other peoples girls and then blames it on them! Oh and also calls'em real ugly names! I ain't gonna mention any names, but god he is a real big butt! You shouldn't even think about joinin his stupid Quidditch team! He'd probably steal your girlfriend! Or boyfriend- wait, no. Nah, I don't think he swings that way. But if he did, I bet he'd do that! So this is just a warnin', y'all should just stay away from him.

Oh and Puck I want that broomstick kit I got ya for Christmas back! After what ya did, I don't believe ya deserve to have your broom serviced! So give it back, cuz it cost a lot!

[Filtered to Amelia; text]
Can we talk?

like in real life! not on the journals. cuz its kinda important...

if you aint busy! ~~but maybe if youre busy you could make time cuz it actually is real important~~

please?

pretty_n_popular

I can't wait for the Quidditch game! I've fixed up my cheerleading uniform and now it's even better than last year! It's too bad we don't have an actual cheer team at this school, but even if we did, no one can cheer better than I can.

puckinyourmom

Listen up, Slytherins.

I don't care if your parents are wizards or muggles or chimps or whatever. I care about the game next weekend, and I care about bringing it so hard Ravenclaw cries. On my team, we judge you on your badassness, not who your parents are. So you guys can either not be dicks or you can not play.

I want you on the pitch right after dinner.

pretty_n_popular

I understand everyone is still on about this blood thing, and I know it's really hard for some of you to accept that Purebloods are way better than anyone else, but we're forgetting one thing:

Those Death Eaters had horrible fashion sense. All black was so 17th Century. If I'm going to side with anyone, they need to work on a uniform that says "Look at me. I look good, so what I have to say has to be right".

bluhbluhhugewitch

8r8k is over and I keep reading is the same monotonous gar8age over and over again.
Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're a ~~mud8lood~~ [ She does a horrible job of scratching it out, obiviously leaving it for people to still read. ]
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
::::)

star_killer

You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.

invisicanuck

Good evening, students and faculty alike. You might have noticed a new face at the teacher's table this morning [ YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE A NEW FACE AT THE TABLE AT ALL ] ~~and I am that face?~~ I ~~Hello~~ ~~Oh bugger how on earth do I~~

My name is Professor Matthew Williams, and I'll taking up the Defense Against the Dark Arts position from this point forward. I apologize for stepping in so late in the year ~~you see it was a last minute decision to accept Dumbledore's offer in the first p~~ ~~I wasn't exactly expecting for the war to end last October you see and I've quite enough of that business anyway~~, but I ~~hope~~ am sure that we'll be able to work something out ~~in time~~ soon. ~~The application process was rath~~ ~~I still haven't quite warmed up to idea of~~

It'll be a pleasure meeting all of you!

[ Strikes are unhackable, but the journal page is freaking rife with ink blotches and such. DANG MATTHEW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ]

thisonetime_withkeith

blahblahblah yeah christmas was cool and shit but man whens quidditch gonna start? we need some action around here! and also why aint i even on the team? i dont even know to be honest. when are tryouts?! i got a new broom and it needs breakin in!

fashioneighsta

Allow me to wish everyone a belated happiest of new years! I've just been so busy that I wasn't able to speak with many of you during the holidays, but now that things are winding down I can take a little breather.

I've already started brainstorming some new designs, though. There's just something about a new year that makes one want to begin new and exciting things, isn't there?

Current Mood: optimistic

angelic_soldier

Right, that was a good break. I love christmas time - any time when we can rest, relax and spend time with family is rare enough as it is, these days. I spent some time with Taiga, and she's doing well. She sends her love, by the way. Though that isn't exactly how she phrased it.

Anyhow, I got the school a present, myself. A couple of new bludgers. The enchantments on the old ones were wearing out, and were getting hard to keep maintained.

Anyhow, I hope you're ready for the new year! I look forward to it.

yerawwizarderi

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

puckinyourmom

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

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