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you know, i was thinking.
we all get on the hogwarts express in london, right?
but the train goes pretty far up north.
like, we're probably in scotland!
so when school's out, isn't it really inconvenient for everyone that lives up north to go down to london and then back north?
i mean, it's a pretty good prank, but not very nice as a every year thing.
i wonder if that's how it started.
a prank that goes on forever.
like that song!

plushaeusrumpified

So. I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but somehow Dumbledore decided that I'm suitable for the position of HoH for Gryffindor.

[He's... quite honestly pretty damn shocked by this. He never expected to be entrusted with such a huge responsibility, and... Well. He considers it a huge honor. Gryffindor is important to him, even if it's for stupid reasons. Even if he had to argue in order to get put in Gryffindor, back when he was in school. But even more than the simply fact he values Gryffindor traits, the simple act of being given so much responsibility means a lot to him, because it shows that Dumbledore has seen how much he's changed. He's been trying to do better lately, and it honestly feels like all of his effort has paid off. He's determined to not let him down.]

So yeah, I guess that's... that. I'm not really sure what to say, but I have to say; it's an honor. I'm going to take this position seriously, so anyone who thinks this means Gryffindor is going to be able to slack off has another thing coming to them.

But with that said, you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, got it? I was given this for a reason, which means you can trust me with stuff. I'm here for you guys. In fact, I might as well go ahead and say you're all part of the Strider family now, now that I'm the Head of House. Who knows, maybe I'll even hand out shades.

[The next bit is filtered away from Murdoc.]

By the way, tomorrow ain't just V-day. It's also Professor Donoghue's birthday, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday. Maybe give him an apple or somethin'. Whatever floats your boat.

You're also all invited to my office for a surprise party tomorrow, around 8 PM. If you guys don't come, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

strideallknight

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

fuckmackandme

oh.
oh crap.
guys!
if you see some boxes of bertie bott's beans, can you give them back to me?
and no matter what, don't open them!
you hear me?
don't.
open.
them.

[If your character DOES open them, they'll get some confetti and silly string thrown at their faces while a horn blares rather loudly. Shaking them will get you the same result.]

fuckmackandme

i don't care what anyone else says.
that game was awesome, and the commentary just made it better.
good work, graham!

drivensnow

I'm sure you've all be wondering why I've had the ground outside of Greenhouse One plowed as I did. To answer that, I'm asking for volunteers to help finish the job. You're to be planting magical seeds within the garden. When they grow, the vines will snake over the the greenhouse, and then roses will sprout from within the vines. These plants are of my own creation, and once fully grown they're quite lovely. They are charmed to collect sunlight and filter it into the greenhouse as well, so they won't be blocking out the sun like you might expect.

I would like for a few students to volunteer for this task. Consider it penance for all of the trouble caused a few days ago.

Also, every student in my class are to meet this Monday in Greenhouse three. We will be planting and growing orchids for Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris's wedding.

Love, when it's genuine, is a beautiful thing, wouldn't everyone agree?

fuckmackandme

[Filtered to Karkat and Merida]

i did it.
i kissed him.
i'm more confused than ever.

[filtered]

fuckmackandme

i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?

fuckmackandme

ok so.
i already talked about this with karkat, but we should all speak about this.
those of us that uses coloured ink!
do we think we all try using duller tones for our colours in our public posts?
just in case, to keep snow out of our hair?
i mean, he looks all strict and stuff, he could come after our ink next.
what do you think?

cantfightthisfire

Blah blah blah yeah everyone's already covered everything about this Snow guy. He's a sack of shit, etc.

I'm still pissed off that I got put on the fucking Quidditch team. I mean seriously, what the hell? I don't have time to play Quidditch. It's so stupid!

And it's not going to calm me down or whatever like they said it will. The idea is just pissing me off even more.

What's it take to get kicked off the team?

marshall_lee

Well, I think music club went really well. It's awesome to see that there are so many talented people here. Great job everyone and I'm looking forward to playing with you all more.

Oh, and my offer for guitar lessons are still open to whoever wants them. Just tell me when you can meet up and we'll work something out.

Also, who's going to Hogsmeade? I could use some company.

[Filtered to the school vamps-unhackable]

All things considered now, I think we need to meet up and discuss things that are going on now.

Marcie, I think we all need to work together on helping you with your abilities and such.
[End Filter]

selfhatred

[student filter/permafilter against Snow]

SOME OF YOU NEED A LESSON IN THE WORD SUBTLE.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SOLLUX.
HE'S CALLING TEACHERS LIARS AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.
WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS COMPLETE BS.
NONE OF YOU ARE LIARS AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE BELITTLED LIKE THAT.
GETTING HIS ATTENTION AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS. WE JUST GOT THE HOUSE POINTS BACK UP, SO LET'S NOT MAKE A SHOW OF LOSING THEM.
I KNOW HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BAD YET ASIDE FROM DEDUCTING POINTS, BUT HE'S A MINISTRY OFFICIAL. NOTHING GOOD COULD COME FROM ARGUING WITH A MINISTRY OFFICIAL.
BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF SUCKING UP - HE CAST A CENSORING CHARM ON ME BECAUSE I MADE ONE LITTLE SLIP UP AND SAID THE F WORD.
IF THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, GO TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE OR ANOTHER TEACHER. DON'T TRY TO ARGUE A POINT WITH HIM.
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON RATTING ME OUT, ---- YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
I HATE TO SOUND CLICHE BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
OUR ACTIONS COULD HURT OTHERS IF HE CAN'T GET TO US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE HOUSE RIVALRY FOR NOW AND JUST TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.

[/filter]

faintwaves

Everyone naming their goats is making me wonder something...

Do you ever wonder about your own names? Like...where they came from?

I mean, I'm Scottish, but my last name is French. And I don't even know what Xion is supposed to be. Sometimes I wonder what my parents were even thinking when they called me that.

givesyouaboner

So, it seems as though I might have procrastinated on this but,
Does anyone have an idea of what would be considered an adequate subject for writing a rap on? What type would even be appropriate?
Technically it's like free-style poetry, but what sort of elements should I be sure to include?
Alliteration? Consonance? Unfortunately this isn't my area of expertise because this'll be my first time attempting this.
But I don't want to get kicked out of class.

Also, does anyone know centimetres to inches conversion off hand?

plushaeusrumpified

[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

notthebee2

oh boy, here we go.
one more 2chool year, one more triip through hell wiith the mo2t annoyiing people on the face of the earth.
not to mentiion we have two 2tay over at the 2ewer2, cau2e let2 be hone2t here.
2ome of the 2lytheriin2 are ok, but ii wouldnt be 2urprii2ed iif 2omeone lo2t an eye or 2ome 2hiit.

fuckmackandme

ok, so.
school's almost here, right?
so i was thinking...
last two days of holiday (that's next week's thursday and friday for the airheads), sleepover at my place.
dad already gave his ok, so just say if you're coming!
and yes, you're all invited.
dad'll make sure we all get to king's cross on time, don't worry.

patrioticspells

So I won't be making it to the festival, guys. Miss Carter wasn't too pleased with me when I came home from our last Diagon Alley trip, and I'm still pretty badly bruised. I can't really blame her for not wanting me to leave the home.

Just try not to blow anything up, okay?

notapigeon

I don't want to be a responsible adult.

plushaeusrumpified

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

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