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[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

rule_britannia

[His handwriting is barely legible, as if he's shaking so badly he can barely hold the quill]

I need some help

~~Hes dead hes~~

Eriqs dead I dont know what to do

fuck

eighttimeshandy

So, it looks like Slytherin has taken the lead in house points. As such, I have one thing to say to you all;

Mwahahahaha. Today, the House Cup. Tomorrow, the world.

rule_britannia

Oh God.

Why did I try out for the Quidditch team.
What genius persuaded me that would be a good idea.
You know who you are yes I'm looking at all of you.

Especially you professor.
I'm not naming names, you know which one you are.

And now I'm actually on the team and it's just hit me and

God.

I'm going to need a new broom.
Unless someone knows how to get rid of a particularly clingy Hurling Hex.
Actually I'd really appreciate it if someone did because I can't afford another bloody broom.

eighttimeshandy

Herbert. Herrrrrrrrrbert.

I did something stupid.

I did something really stupid, and I need you to tell me how stupid I am.

Help me regain control of my liiiiiiiiife.

doctorkishitani

I just wanted to extend my thanks to the Slytherin students for sharing their dormitories with us. It was a very generous offer and is greatly appreciated.

And to strongly encourage anyone who might be interested on biology as it relates to magic to join the Medical Science and Magic Society. Because from what I can tell, it promises to be very interesting!

[Filtered to Eriq and Herbert]

Just out of curiosity, have either of you been collecting a jar of hearts?

[Filtered to Baljeet]

Are you alright?

rule_britannia

And here we are again.

The dratted cat has already run off somewhere. I think he does it on purpose. As certain as I am that he'll come back when he's hungry, if anyone sees a small Scottish fold, white with a brown patch over one eye and a brown tail, try and corner him and let me know where he is. He's kind of noisy.

Thanks.

And welcome to the Ravenclaws sharing our dorms for the week, I guess.

eighttimeshandy

Rejoice, students of Hogwarts, for I have found my journal!

It was trapped underneath Trollki's tank. I have no idea how it got there. But that explains why it was missing all summer! And I know you have all missed me, but please try to contain your enthusiasm. Don't all rush to greet me at once, I will be on the train, after all.

In other news, all current and prospective members of the Medical Science and Magic Society, please note that we will be holding our first meeting Thursday, September Sixth post evening meal in the dungeons. There will be cake, so make sure to save some room! I can't wait to see everyone there!

(No, Ognian, you're not allowed to show up just for the cake. That is for members only.)

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