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Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

♊ 001

Nov. 9th, 2012 06:19 pm
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So I'm a bit late in making this introduction.

Hi.

I'm Professor Captor, and I'll be teaching Flying. I know it's a bit late to just show up and start teaching, so I'll apologize for that. There were a few complications, but I'm here now.

I'm also offering one on one practice, if anyone wants to really improve their techniques, or are too nervous and shy to ask for help in class. So, just. Feel free to contact me if you need help.

Flying classes will resume on Monday, so I hope to see everyone in this coming week.
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I doubt anyone else would be aware of this except for Dave, but next Saturday, the tenth, is Uncle Dirk's birthday. Or Professor Strider, rather.
I don't know if he has any intention of celebrating his birthday at all, but I doubt it. I'd like to organise a surprise gathering for his birthday. I guess the size of said gathering and the venue used would depend upon the number of people interested in attending.
Tentatively, one of the classrooms would work well, perhaps in the afternoon, to decrease the likelihood of breaking curfew.

If anyone's interested, let me know. Please don't tell him or even vaguely hint at anything.

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Oct. 19th, 2012 10:26 pm
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what2 up bitche2 a22hole2 miildly dii2functiional liitle 2hiit2 people.
ii know you cant handle more than 2ome tiime wiithout beiing expo2ed two the wonder that ii2 my per2on, 2o here, you can have your daiily 2ollux fiix.
youre welcome.

03

Oct. 7th, 2012 02:52 am
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Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Dickery: The only place where people get butthurt over magic 8 balls.

Get over yourselves, you dumbasses.
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Everyone is invited. I will not tolerate any complaints about who decides to attend. If someone you dislike happens to come, you will just have to be the bigger person and either be civil or keep your distance.

If you have any questions pertaining to the Tea Party, please contact me with your inquiries. Thank you.

Things have been...odd haven't they.


[Filtered to Roxy Lalonde]

I need to speak to you in person as soon as possible. Please.
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i feel weird!
guys, it's not normal to just suddenly want to kiss... someone, right?
what's happening to me?

005

Sep. 27th, 2012 07:06 am
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okay, iim only goiing two a2k thii2 once.
diid 2ome a22hole 2uddenly iinvent a cure for lii2p2 or ii2 thii2 ju2t one more weiird thiing happeniing??


[ Change to voice. ]

Lisp.

Sassafras.

Possibilities.

Salt.

Oh my fucking god.
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[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]


What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!


[OOC: Replies will come from [personal profile] flamingadventurer]
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[Dirk is probably more buttmad than he should be. He's calmed down several times, but then the moment he checks the journals again, he just goes right back to raging. Clearly this would be a sign to stay off them. But he's an eleven year old throwing a perpetual tantrum. Logical reason doesn't work in this instance.]

I'm just noping so hard right now.
Noping into infinity.
On a skateboard. Ollieing into the sun. Disintegrating into a billion and one pieces.
This might be the last time anyone hears from me. Consider it be death by everything is stupid.
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[student filter/permafilter against Snow]

SOME OF YOU NEED A LESSON IN THE WORD SUBTLE.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SOLLUX.
HE'S CALLING TEACHERS LIARS AND SAYING WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP WAS JUST TEENAGERS BEING ROWDY.
WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS COMPLETE BS.
NONE OF YOU ARE LIARS AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE BELITTLED LIKE THAT.
GETTING HIS ATTENTION AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS. WE JUST GOT THE HOUSE POINTS BACK UP, SO LET'S NOT MAKE A SHOW OF LOSING THEM.
I KNOW HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BAD YET ASIDE FROM DEDUCTING POINTS, BUT HE'S A MINISTRY OFFICIAL. NOTHING GOOD COULD COME FROM ARGUING WITH A MINISTRY OFFICIAL.
BEFORE ANYONE ACCUSES ME OF SUCKING UP - HE CAST A CENSORING CHARM ON ME BECAUSE I MADE ONE LITTLE SLIP UP AND SAID THE F WORD.
IF THINGS GET OUT OF HAND, GO TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSE OR ANOTHER TEACHER. DON'T TRY TO ARGUE A POINT WITH HIM.
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON RATTING ME OUT, ---- YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
I HATE TO SOUND CLICHE BUT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
OUR ACTIONS COULD HURT OTHERS IF HE CAN'T GET TO US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE HOUSE RIVALRY FOR NOW AND JUST TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.


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Sep. 15th, 2012 12:47 am
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is this month ovver wwith yet
is it october first yet it still cannot be september
seriously

003

Sep. 11th, 2012 07:55 pm
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okay, ju2t a head2 up.

vk, ii apologiize for what ii 2aiid, and ii dont 2ay thii2 often.

two everyone el2e who2 waiitiing two pounce out liike a hungry bea2t at 2omeone's mi2take: you 2hould 2tock up on xanax, or maybe riitaliin.

who know2, iit miight help.
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[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.


[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.


[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

002

Sep. 6th, 2012 09:45 pm
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oh boy, here we go.
one more 2chool year, one more triip through hell wiith the mo2t annoyiing people on the face of the earth.
not to mentiion we have two 2tay over at the 2ewer2, cau2e let2 be hone2t here.
2ome of the 2lytheriin2 are ok, but ii wouldnt be 2urprii2ed iif 2omeone lo2t an eye or 2ome 2hiit.
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I just wanted to extend my thanks to the Slytherin students for sharing their dormitories with us. It was a very generous offer and is greatly appreciated.

And to strongly encourage anyone who might be interested on biology as it relates to magic to join the Medical Science and Magic Society. Because from what I can tell, it promises to be very interesting!

[Filtered to Eriq and Herbert]

Just out of curiosity, have either of you been collecting a jar of hearts?

[Filtered to Baljeet]

Are you alright?

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