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Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

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sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

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Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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Write a.. what, sir?

A rap.

Please tell me you know what a rap is, kid.

~~If you don't you're out~~

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I don't understand the vagueness.

_{[Plz to not be noticing that he's avoided addressing anything else.]}

i dont understand the vagueness of your vagueness.

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that include private classes?

[She's depressed enough to write legibly, wow how is this even a thing.]

I pulled strings for you, you're legit in my class now. It ain't private.

But...

You get a pass.

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you're actually 2eriiou2.

Actual serious Professor Bro Strider.

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Are we presenting this out loud in class?

You bet your ass we will.

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I utterly detest you.

[Okay. He... he wasn't prepared for that one. And it. hurts. a lot. But he'd thought things were decent between them.]

What? Why?

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a rap? w)(at if we never done a rap before?

Then now's the perfect time to learn. Because seriously, you don't have much of a choice on the matter.

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Am I included in this, Professor?

You're damn skippy you are. Why wouldn't you be? You're in the class. I pulled some strings. I know you first years have a lot on your plate, which is why electives are a bitch to handle, but I bumped my class up to the evenings. They're after everything else, so you have time for it.

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Seriously?
A rap?
Are we allowed to bring our choice of musical instrument for this?

Yes, seriously, a rap. I don't think I appreciate your tone, little missy. Is there a problem?

And no, you don't need a fucking instrument for rapping. You just do it. Alternatively, I can provide some assistance by beatboxing.

is there something specific we should rap about or can it be anything at all?

I'm pretty sure I gave you the answer to that already.

But if you can't read, I said to look up and write a rap about the first thing you see.

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Dave told me I'm not allowed to rap anymore, sir.

You're really shitty at it, aren't you?

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nope.
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I'm trying to figure out what the hell you saw to get that kind of reaction.

The only thing I can even come up with is a dick.

Or cake.

Or a dick covered in cake?

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Is this a trick question? Rap? I signed up for languages, not introduction to bad chanting.

[Tony is not into rap.]

But hey, I'm sure I can do it. It's not like it's going to be overly hard to rhyme about

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An owl.

Hey, don't be dissing the art of rap. It's not like we're getting fucking satanic up in here, ain't no chanting if you actually do it right.

Well it's a good thing you didn't see an orange.

Uh.

Because I know things are probably a little rough, all things considered and I was just sorta worried, I guess?

Will this be graded, sir?

Well duh it's gonna be graded, what's the point if I don't grade you?

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rap? sorry prof but im really glad i didnt sign up for this class

Oh hell no.

I would take points away, but Gryffindor's already in dead last.

Maybe detention.

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