Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

[thesmallesttrickster]

Very good! I am not entirely sure what a "rap" is, but I will endeavor to write you a satisfactory one.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow, how does everyone just not know what a rap is? Do Wizards just not have it? I really just need to fucking fix this, don't I?

You can come over and listen to some records.

[thesmallesttrickster]

If Hogwarts had a connection to the Internet I would not have to trouble you , sir. As it is not the case, I thank you for the assistance.