Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

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[rule_britannia]

Write a.. what, sir?

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[givesyouaboner]

I don't understand the vagueness.

_{[Plz to not be noticing that he's avoided addressing anything else.]}

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[plushaeusrumpified]

A rap.

Please tell me you know what a rap is, kid.

If you don't you're out

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i dont understand the vagueness of your vagueness.

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[rule_britannia]

I'm aware of the word and its general definition.

I would hope you'd not write me off as a languages student simply for a lack of knowledge of a particular art form.

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[givesyouaboner]

What do you need to talk to me about?

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[bev_rage]

that include private classes?

[She's depressed enough to write legibly, wow how is this even a thing.]

[notthebee2]

you're actually 2eriiou2.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Okay, okay. I'll cut you some slack.

But only because I heard about a certain thing you did.

It's like poetry, but more freeform and way, way better. Less from the heart and more from the brain.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i said it can wait.
i wanna hear about the shit going on in your first week.
spill the beans man.

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[rule_britannia]

I see...
I think I understand.
Thank you, profe


[Sudden inksplots]


Wait.
What thing, sir?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I pulled strings for you, you're legit in my class now. It ain't private.

But...

You get a pass.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Actual serious Professor Bro Strider.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Are we presenting this out loud in class?

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[bev_rage]

really?

...thank you.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

If you don't understand, then I guess I could show you. I have records.

I think if you think hard enough about it, you'll realize exactly what I'm talking about.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Any time.

Wanna come to my office for some hot choc?

[plushaeusrumpified]

You bet your ass we will.

[notthebee2]

riight.
ju2t how long are we talkiing here?

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[rule_britannia]

I'd appreciate that, if it isn't too much trouble.

[He has to think, because at the time it didn't seem like a big thing.. but eventually it comes to him. Pretty much the only thing it could be]

Dirk said something to you about me?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Then drop by my office.




And yep, sure did. Speaking of which, how old are you?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Reading comprehension: you need it.

Six inches.

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[rule_britannia]

Sixteen, sir.

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[bev_rage]

okay that sounds nice

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh then it's probably illegal for me to give you fire whiskey. I think. Fucking UK drinking laws, how do they work?

Anyway, doesn't matter. You coming?