Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

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[givesyouaboner]

I don't understand the vagueness.

_{[Plz to not be noticing that he's avoided addressing anything else.]}

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i dont understand the vagueness of your vagueness.

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[givesyouaboner]

What do you need to talk to me about?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i said it can wait.
i wanna hear about the shit going on in your first week.
spill the beans man.

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[givesyouaboner]

I don't think there's anything really interesting to talk about.
It's the normal first week of school stuff.
Basic rundown of class expectations, learning the basics about things.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

dude its your first week of magic school.
how can you sound so.
bored with it.

did something happen?

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[givesyouaboner]

Nothing's happened.
Maybe a class or two wasn't cut out to what I thought it'd be. But that's not a big deal.
I just don't know what you want me to say.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

what class?

idk i guess i just.
nevermind.

[Expected you to be happier here. Thought things would get better.]

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[givesyouaboner]

_{[He's not going to mention his issues with the flying class.]}

Potions. The concept is nice but I don't like the class.

I guess it's just different.
It's not your fault.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

you mentioned more than one.

so you dont like it here?

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[givesyouaboner]

It's mainly that one.

It's just different. Like. The way things work here. And the bedroom. The bed. It's a really big change.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

what other one though?
because seriously if i have to kick somebodys ass then tell me.
youre supposed to like all your classes.
except the boring ones like history of magic.

oh.
yeah its.
a big change isnt it.

hey if you need to i mean.
you can come sleep in my room.
the beds big.
just for a while.
until you get used to being here.

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[givesyouaboner]

The other class really isn't that big of a deal.
History of Magic is interesting, though.
I don't like Herbology that much, but I can understand its necessity.

I don't even know where your room is.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

if its not a big deal then tell me what the name of it is dirk.
because ive asked like three times already.

i can show you.
i can draw up a map if i have to.
anything you need me to do.

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[givesyouaboner]

I just don't wanna talk about it. You're making it a bigger deal by asking about it.

I would like that.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

youre making an even bigger deal by not telling me.
i thought we were over this.
i thought youd talk to me about shit.

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[givesyouaboner]

I don't want your opinion of me to change.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

dude.
i can swear on my fucking life thatd never happen. ever.

you wanna go somewhere and talk?

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[givesyouaboner]

Where can we go?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

anywhere but the astro
outside.
the boathouse.
lake.
owlery.
could sneak down to the kitchens and pig out on some cake or something.
wherever you wanna go.

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[givesyouaboner]

Somewhere outside and away from the castle.
But not the lake.
I don't want anyone to be able to overhear.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

we can around the grounds then.
theyre big and nobody will be around.
everybodys too busy studying.
ill come get you.

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[givesyouaboner]

I'll be outside of the dorm then.

_{[He doesn't say anything else. He just puts his journal away and goes outside, waiting.]}

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[This is number one priority, so Bro heads out right then and there. He makes it to the tower within minutes, striding right up to Dirk.]


Hey, man.

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[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk has his fists shoved in his pockets, just standing there. He's not even sure why he agreed to this, because now that's happening, he's worried.]}

Hey.