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Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday
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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
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But not the lake.
I don't want anyone to be able to overhear.
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theyre big and nobody will be around.
everybodys too busy studying.
ill come get you.
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[He doesn't say anything else. He just puts his journal away and goes outside, waiting.]
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
[He doesn't speak until they get to the isolated place on the grounds they're headed to. Even then, he just stands there in silence, staring at the ground. But this is something he needs to say. Finally, he inhales sharply and breaks the ice with a fucking chainsaw.]
I want to get an exemption from having to take flying.
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But. He realizes immediately that he isn't surprised at all. But it hits him in a bad way and he just... he feels bad.]
Oh. But... I can't do that... I... [He hesitates.] I don't want to do that.
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Oh.
[He doesn't know how to even react to that. It's disappointing, but what can he expect? He's still determined to not go, though.]
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Dirk, flying's... the best fucking part of being a Wizard. There's pretty much nothing better. I just... don't want you to miss out on that.
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But I don't care about that. It's a stupid class to be required and I don't wanna do it. I'm not going to. You can't make me.
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I don't want to make you... I want you to want it. [He shifts so that he can get down on his knees so that he's level with Dirk.] I know it's hard, man... I... I know what it reminds you of. But... I promise, it's not dangerous.
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But what if you're wrong? What if I get on and something happens? What if I... Dave broke his arm before!
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Have I ever lied to you? Have I ever said 'trust me' and been wrong? Have I ever said that I'd protect you and then didn't? Because nothing's gonna happen. I won't let anything like that happen to you, I promise. I fucking swear on my life.
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I don't know. [He really doesn't. He doesn't know how to articulate what he's feeling. Or what's he's thinking. How he's remembering how someone else always promised to be there but ended up dying. And it's terrifying and it hurts. He feels so much right now but it's all conflicting and none of it makes sense.]
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C'mere.
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It's gonna be okay. I promise. I'm here, I'm not going anywhere, and I'll protect you from anything. You can trust me. I'm never going to let anything happen to you. Okay?
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Okay. [That's all he can manage to get out. But he at least nods.]
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Will you let me teach you how to fly?
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I don't know. I'll think about it.
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Alright.
[He doesn't let go though. He won't until Dirk's ready.]
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Thank you.
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Any time. [He reaches over and ruffles Dirk's hair.] You wanna sleep in my room tonight, or what?
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Yeah, I do.
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