Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

[OOC: Submit Homework Here]

Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

[notthebee2]

you're actually 2eriiou2.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Actual serious Professor Bro Strider.

[notthebee2]

riight.
ju2t how long are we talkiing here?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Reading comprehension: you need it.

Six inches.

[notthebee2]

what iif ii wriite iin really biig letter2?
waiit nevermind that, that'2 dumb.
are we goiing two have two read iit out loud?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'd give you detention and then nobody would be happy.

Yes, you're gonna have to read it out loud. In front of everybody.

[notthebee2]

2o iim going two have two wriite a lii2p friiendly rap or make an a22 out of my2elf iin front of everyone.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeth, bathically.

[notthebee2]

miight a2 well wriite the rap on my lii2p then, 2iince iit amu2e2 you 2o much.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Haha fuck yes, I like the way you think.

Aren't you glad I made you join?

[notthebee2]

of cour2e, be2t decii2iion of your liife, wiithout a 2iingle doubt.
never before ha2 2uch a decii2iion been 2o fruiitful and valiidated a2 yours.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I know, right? It's just like, the fucking best thing ever. I'm so excited.

[notthebee2]

[ A huge buttlload of yellow ink.

well 2hiit, there goe2 my pen.

iit probably couldn't take thii2 much 2arca2m in one entry.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Looks to me more like it jizzed over the sheer excitement of getting to write an assignment for my class.

[notthebee2]

ii don't thiink iim mii22iing much if ii 2kiip magiical language2 thii2 year, iit 2eem2.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Bitch please, you'd be missing so much.

And you're not skipping, because if you do, I will find you. And then I'll tie you to the chair and force you to learn these things.

[notthebee2]

kiinky.

[ And then the strikeout because he realizes he's not talking to his friends. If you look closely though, it's still readable. ]

how can you force me two learn? 2ound2 bloody iimpo22iible iif you a2k me.