Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

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[bev_rage]

really?

...thank you.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Any time.

Wanna come to my office for some hot choc?

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[bev_rage]

okay that sounds nice

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[plushaeusrumpified]

You okay to come alone, or should I come pick you up?

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[bev_rage]

uh
if you could come get me thatd be great
i got lost trying to find the lil girls room this morning

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[plushaeusrumpified]

On my way, lil lady.

[He'll be outside the Ravenclaw common room in about ten minutes.]

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[bev_rage]

[She's waiting for him beside the door, all dressed in her brand new Ravenclaw swag. She gives him the most enthusiastic smile she can muster, considering how she's been feeling since yesterday.]

Hi.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[He gives her a smile, too.]

Lookin' good, Miss Brainiac. I'm proud of you, y'know. For getting Ravenclaw. I knew you were smart as fuck.

[And then before she can respond, he's just gonna lean down and pick her up, before placing her on his shoulders.]

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[bev_rage]

[Oh wow, Bro, way to hit her right in the kokoro. She's not used to people telling her she's smart and it's kind of a big deal. Then she gets scooped and shouldered.]

Yee-!

[Babyclaw is now hugging his head and trying to find her balance, whoops.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Well people should tell her more often, because she really is one of the cleverest eleven year olds he knows. Reminds him a lot of Roxanne. He'd put her on par with Dirk, to be honest.

He lets out a chuckle at her reaction, moving his hand to support her back until she's balanced and isn't likely to fall. His hat's been knocked sideways, but instead of reaching up and fixing it, he removes it and reaches up to plant it on her head instead.]

Keep an eye on that for me, would ya?

[And then he starts heading back the way he came, towards his office.]