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sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 07:42 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 07:42 pm
Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday
[OOC: Submit Homework Here]
Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
[Action]
Lookin' good, Miss Brainiac. I'm proud of you, y'know. For getting Ravenclaw. I knew you were smart as fuck.
[And then before she can respond, he's just gonna lean down and pick her up, before placing her on his shoulders.]
[Action]
Yee-!
[Babyclaw is now hugging his head and trying to find her balance, whoops.]
[Action]
He lets out a chuckle at her reaction, moving his hand to support her back until she's balanced and isn't likely to fall. His hat's been knocked sideways, but instead of reaching up and fixing it, he removes it and reaches up to plant it on her head instead.]
Keep an eye on that for me, would ya?
[And then he starts heading back the way he came, towards his office.]