Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday

[plushaeusrumpified]

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Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.

Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.

[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]

sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?

also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.

[Filtered to Vriska]

Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm pretty sure I gave you the answer to that already.

But if you can't read, I said to look up and write a rap about the first thing you see.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh
right
than my body is ready

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm not sure yet if my ears are.

[moveslikejaeger]

you have no idea professor ~♥

[plushaeusrumpified]

Don't do that hearty thing, it's kinda creepy, kid.

[moveslikejaeger]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[plushaeusrumpified]

You really don't fucking have eyes, do you?

[moveslikejaeger]

no i just really like what i see

[plushaeusrumpified]

Look I'm happy for you and everything, and fuck if I don't already know I'm a sexy beast, but kid. You're a kid.

And have way too many irons in the fire already.

[moveslikejaeger]

who said i was talking about you i meant my rap subject it is very lovely and delicious and i love it very much

[plushaeusrumpified]

Then why are you hearting at me? Go heart at whatever it is you just saw.





It was a mirror, wasn't it.

Spoiler: You have to rap about the fucking mirror, not your face.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh i plan to sir

nope it was something much more yummy i plan to run my tongue all over it when i am done here

[plushaeusrumpified]

Y'know, I'm not even gonna say anything. Because knowing you, you're just trying to mess with me. I'm onto your little game.

[moveslikejaeger]

no but i assure you messes will be made
delicious white sticky messes